Stupid Kid Jokes

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Boy: My teachers say I'm failing because I don't try hard enough

Dad: That's because they don't know how incredibly stupid you are
Boy: My teachers say I'm failing because I don't try hard enough

Dad: That's because they don't know how incredibly stupid you are


Memes,  Funny Captions For Photos,  
    
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You promised there'd be donuts!
You promised there'd be donuts!

Memes,  Funny Michael Jackson Jokes,  Doughnut Jokes,  
    
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Not all heroes wear capes
Not all heroes wear capes

Funny Jokes,  Pizza Hut Jokes,  
    
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If you can read this sign you can read this sign
If you can read this sign you can read this sign

Funny Jokes,  Funny Stupid Signs,  Dumb One Liners,  
    
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Why is a tomato the exact opposite of a traffic light?

You wait for a tomato to turn from green to red and a traffic light to turn form red to green.


Tomato Jokes,  Tomato Puns  
    
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What did the basketball player ask for from the genie?

Three swishes.


Genie Jokes,  Corny Kid Jokes,  
    
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Why did the boy stick a hose in his friend's ear?

He was trying to brainwash him.


Corny Kid Jokes,  Silly Kids Jokes,  Cheesy Jokes For Kids  
    
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What does a farmer give his wife on valentine's day?

Hogs and kisses.


Valentines Day Jokes For Kids,  Valentines Day Puns,  
    
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Where do strawberries play music?

At a jam session.


Strawberry Jokes,  Music Puns,  Berry Jokes  
    
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A woman once stole a calendar and got twelve months.

Best Children Jokes,  Calendar Jokes,  13 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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Bill Gates: Waiter, what's this spider doing in my soup?

Waiter: I believe it is starting up a website.


Waiter Waiter Jokes,  Spider Jokes For Kids,  Bill Gates Joke  
    
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People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't idiots. That would be stereotyping.

Pun Jokes For Kids,  Funny Kid Jokes,  
    
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Q: What was T. rex's favorite number?

A: Eight! (ate)


Cute Dinosaur Jokes,  Number Puns,  
    
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Where can you always find gold?

(In the dictionary!)


Gold Jokes,  Little Kid Jokes,  Five Year Old Jokes  
    
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It was August and little Hannah was on holiday with her parents. One day, her dad says to her, Did you know that they dont allow elephants on this beach?
Why, dad?
Because they can't keep their trunks up.


Holiday Jokes For Kids,  Holiday And Special Days Jokes,  
    
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