Stupid Man Jokes

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so i just found out that my girl has these sick  ninja masks. i feel like scorpion from mortal combat. w did she hide this from me for so long?
so i just found out that my girl has these sick ninja masks. i feel like scorpion from mortal combat. w did she hide this from me for so long?

Memes,  Ninja Fail,  
    
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tyler's stupid?

stoner dog agrees
tyler's stupid?

stoner dog agrees


Memes,  Tyler Jokes,  Stoner Dog (theme),  
    
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Me if I ever get kidnapped

"Lol, is this a febreze commercial?"
Me if I ever get kidnapped

"Lol, is this a febreze commercial?"


Memes,  Kidnapping Jokes,  Kidnap Jokes,  
    
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How did the Pathan try to kill the bird?

He threw it off a cliff.


Pathan Jokes,  Bird Jokes One Liners,  
    
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British Insults

The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Perce?
British Insults

The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Perce?


Demotivational Posters,  British Insults,  
    
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Santa: Ive Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespeare.

Banta: William Shakespeare Is Dead, Stupid.

Santa: No Wonder He Hasnt Replied As Well.


William Shakespeare Jokes,  Punjabi Jokes,  
    
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I have swallowed a key.

When? 

3 months back!

What were you doing till now? 

I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
I have swallowed a key.

When?

3 months back!

What were you doing till now?

I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.


Funny Jokes,  Santabanta,  Medical Joke,  
    
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What's really going through George W. Bush's mind during cabinet meeting. 

...There isn't even a cabinet in here.
What's really going through George W. Bush's mind during cabinet meeting.

...There isn't even a cabinet in here.


George W Bush Jokes,  Dumb Meme,  
    
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my girlfriend left a note on the fridge, "it's not working i can't take it anymore. i am going to my mom's place." 

i opened the fridge. the light came one. the  was cold... what the  is she talking about?
my girlfriend left a note on the fridge, "it's not working i can't take it anymore. i am going to my mom's place."

i opened the fridge. the light came one. the was cold... what the is she talking about?


Stupid Men Jokes,  Man And Woman Jokes  
    
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He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. But then he doesn't know the meanings of most words.

Roast Jokes,  Rude Text Jokes,  Fear Jokes,  
    
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Spray-paint-graffiti-fai l

Fail Gif,  Eye Gif,  
    
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

Genius Jokes,  Stupid Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Stupid People  
    
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"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid."
"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid."

Men And Women Jokes,  Crazy Woman Jokes,  
    
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Recently this Jamaican won the 10 million special lottery for a dollar. As soon as the office of the Lottery Corporation was open on the following day, he was there to collect his winnings.

He presented his winning ticket to the clerk and in his best English uttered his request " Me cum fi collect the 10 millian dallars, si me ticket ya".

After reviewing and checking the ticket with his manager, the clerk returned and requested on how he would like his payments.

The jamaican replied "Mi wan all a de moni now".

"Unfortunately, Sir" the nervous clerk responded, "the procedures are that we can only give you one million now and the balance equally over the next 20 years".

Furious and agitated, the Jamaican asked for the manager, who re-iterated "Sir, my assistant is correct. It is our regulation that we initially pay you one million dollars now with the balance paid to you equally over the next 20 years".

Outraged, the Jamaican slammed his hand on the desk and shouted in anger, " 'Unnuh tek me fi idiat? I wan' all a de moni now, or gi' me bak me dallar".


Caribbean Jokes,  Jamaican Jokes,  Lottery Jokes,  Lottery Fail,  
    
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Wait, your dog loves treat too?
Wow, we have so much in common!
Wait, your dog loves treat too?
Wow, we have so much in common!


Dog Jokes,  Dumb Humor,  
    
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