Stupid Pick Up Lines

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Here on this page we have put the most in demand and viral stupid pick up lines and memes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the Internet and taken the best ones that we could find, even some of the ones you guys and girls have sent to us, and added them here. When checking out this page you will come across some of the most corny and sometimes corniest sentences used to get a date with the opposite sex that ironically sometimes work because they are so left field.

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Are you a box of BD pen needles?

Because you are ultra-fine
Are you a box of BD pen needles?

Because you are ultra-fine


Howard Wolowitz Meme,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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Who's Got Better Pick-Up Lines, Ice Cube? Or Ellen?
video of ice cube and ellen battling each other with funny pick-up lines.

Lol,  Ellen Jokes,  Ellen Degeneres Jokes,  Ice Cube Funny,  
    
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie head

Nerdy Jokes,  Toy Jokes  
    
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Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis.

He's got a paintbrush!


Worst Pick Up Lines,  Bad Chat Up Lines  
    
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'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.

Stupid Chat Up Lines,  Worst Pick Up Lines  
    
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Baby, you are what I call a hot dog!

Bad Chat Up Lines,  Lame Chat Up Lines  
    
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Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?

Bad Pick Up Lines,  Retarded Pick Up Lines,  
    
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You wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you?

Cheesy Pick Up Lines,  Nerd Pick Up Lines  
    
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When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment!

Bad Pick Up Lines,  Bad One Liners,  
    
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Don't believe the rumours you've heard... the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.

Bad Pick Up Lines,  Worst Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants?

Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!


Nerdy Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Nice pumpkins! And I like your boobs, too.

Silly One Liners,  Funny 1 Liners  
    
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Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!

Bad Pick Up Lines  
    
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Mmm baby!

You're decomposing in ALL the right places!


Bad Pick Up Lines,  Bad Chat Up Lines,  
    
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I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.

Offensive One Liners,  Bad Chat Up Lines  
    
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