Stupid Puns

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Did you hear about the Uruguayan who wore two jackets when she painted the house?

The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats."
Did you hear about the Uruguayan who wore two jackets when she painted the house?

The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats."


Uruguay Jokes,  Play On Word Jokes,  
    
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What goes all the way around a softball field but never moves?

The fence!
What goes all the way around a softball field but never moves?

The fence!


Softball Puns,  Baseball Puns,  
    
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Don't just stand there staring at me like I lost my marbles! Darn it, help me look for 'em!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't just stand there staring at me like I lost my marbles! Darn it, help me look for 'em!!!!!!!!!!!

Marble Jokes,  Funny Stupid Quotes,  
    
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I was thinking of getting a nose job

But then only part of me would be working
I was thinking of getting a nose job

But then only part of me would be working


Nose Surgery Jokes,  High Memes,  
    
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"Thank you for meeting me in this remote location."
"Thank you for meeting me in this remote location."

Corny Puns,  Mobster Jokes,  
    
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Did you hear about the new homer movie

You really odyssey it
Did you hear about the new homer movie

You really odyssey it


Odyssey Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Movie Jokes,  
    
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If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.
If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.

Architecture Puns,  Puns Funny,  
    
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leave me alone..

..i don't want to taco bout' it.
leave me alone..

..i don't want to taco bout' it.


Memes,  Taco Jokes,  Funny Corny Jokes,  
    
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(Watch)This Video Is Soo Annoying It Just May Be Punny
An Australian man follows his friend around for a day and makes a pun joke out of everything he possibly can.

Funny Jokes,  Horrible Puns,  Grocery Store Joke,  Funny Puns One Liners,  
    
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The 50 Funniest Puns In The History Of Funny Puns
Funny (and somewhat corny) collection of puns

Lol,  Corny Puns,  Lame Puns,  Silly Puns,  
    
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i'm multi-talented: i can talk and  you off at the same time.
i'm multi-talented: i can talk and you off at the same time.

Relatable Posts,  Pissed Off Jokes,  
    
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Jennifer Aniston

And her biggest fan
Jennifer Aniston

And her biggest fan


Meme,  Jennifer Aniston Jokes,  Fan Meme,  
    
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Did you hear about the man who lost his left side?

Hes all right now
Did you hear about the man who lost his left side?

Hes all right now


Lame Pun Coon (theme),  Lame Pun Raccoon,  Lame Pun Racoon (theme),  
    
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Why was the clown holding a mirror in front of her face with her eyes closed?

She wanted to see what she looked like when she was sleeping.


Clown Jokes,  Mirror Jokes,  Sleeping Jokes,  
    
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I got an anonymous letter today.

Oh, really - who was it from?!


Letter Jokes,  Good Dumb Jokes,  Funny Stupid Jokes,  
    
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