Stupid Sayings

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There are funny sayings, hilarious saying and stupid sayings that happen to be both funny and hilarious. Stupid sayings like, "You know it's cloudy outside when you look outside and there's a lot of clouds" and "Thots be like, I wanna go to Benny Honda! I want you to go back to school" are just a few of the jokes and memes you will find here.

A few others you may find are sayings about being irresponsible, a dumb ass, a jackass and the other hundreds of what you can call someone stupid. There are others that describe scenarios in which people aren't the brightest star in the star like there being a ring made of dinosaur bone, meteorite and 14K gold but when telling your girlfriend you want one, she says "we're not killing a dinosaur so you can have a stupid ring".
My birthday dinner to myself...bone Apple tea.

Myself...bone Apple tea.

bone Apple tea.
My birthday dinner to myself...bone Apple tea.

Myself...bone Apple tea.

bone Apple tea.


Memes,  Status Fails,  
    
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Boss: Weaknesses?

Guy: I can't see the haters

Boss: That's an odd respon-

Guy: Hello? Where are you lol
Boss: Weaknesses?

Guy: I can't see the haters

Boss: That's an odd respon-

Guy: Hello? Where are you lol


Memes,  Funny Hater Quotes,  Boss Memes,  
    
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Me: I'm heading out to the bar with Frank

Wife: What about our children?

Me; Don't be stupid, they're not old enough
Me: I'm heading out to the bar with Frank

Wife: What about our children?

Me; Don't be stupid, they're not old enough


Memes,  Funny Bar Quotes,  Best Husband Wife Jokes,  
    
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wyd when u tryna smash af and its lit fam and all these memes finna be dank and u have no idea what the  ur talking about anymore
wyd when u tryna smash af and its lit fam and all these memes finna be dank and u have no idea what the ur talking about anymore

Memes,  Slang Jokes,  Jokes For 2016,  
    
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Irony

The opposite of wrinkly.
Irony

The opposite of wrinkly.


Bag Puns,  Irony Jokes,  
    
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This is the

Bomb dot com!
This is the

Bomb dot com!


Guy Fieri Meme,  Dumb Humor,  
    
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hey look

aruba has a moon too
hey look

aruba has a moon too


Aruba Jokes,  Really High Guy Meme (theme),  Moon Jokes,  
    
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no ing .

i would rather sleep on your chest than a hundred pillows
no ing .

i would rather sleep on your chest than a hundred pillows


Memes,  Funny Sleeping Images,  Pillow Jokes,  
    
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Rigs of Saturn?

I thought it only had one
Rigs of Saturn?

I thought it only had one


Saturn Jokes,  Musically Oblivious 8th Grader (theme),  
    
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One a day vitamins

How many do I take?
One a day vitamins

How many do I take?


10 Guy Meme (theme),  Vitamins Joke,  
    
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Yo #WCW be pootin' in her bath water
Yo #WCW be pootin' in her bath water

Funny Jokes,  Funny Silly Jokes,  Fart Jokes,  
    
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i like my women like i like my coffee

no pubic hair
i like my women like i like my coffee

no pubic hair


Memes,  Wtf Jokes,  Funny Men Quotes,  
    
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"Smart has the plans stupid has the stories."
"Smart has the plans stupid has the stories."

Funny Quotes,  Smart Jokes,  
    
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Dude relax, I'm just playing

Devil's avocado
Dude relax, I'm just playing

Devil's avocado


Memes,  
    
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Who's Charles Dickens?
Who's Charles Dickens?

Funny Jokes,  Charles Dickens Jokes,  Meme List,  
    
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