Stupidist Jokes

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look mommy! it's dat boi!!!!!

don't look at them, ricky. i don't want you to be influenced by...

ohgodgno

rickyyy

oh 

waddup
look mommy! it's dat boi!!!!!

don't look at them, ricky. i don't want you to be influenced by...

ohgodgno

rickyyy

oh

waddup


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There is no unit of measure

For that level of stupidity
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For that level of stupidity


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I just didn't want to have to carry two phones to handle two email accounts. 

It's bad enough that I need 300 televisions to watch cable TV!
I just didn't want to have to carry two phones to handle two email accounts.

It's bad enough that I need 300 televisions to watch cable TV!


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She swallow a ps4 controller?
She swallow a ps4 controller?

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How do you get the backwards b?

Its called d

Stupidity

Taking it to a whole new level
How do you get the backwards b?

Its called d

Stupidity

Taking it to a whole new level


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did my genetic tests come back?

yeah. sit down. 

is it bad news? what are my risk factors? 

we can't be sure about this, but we've analyzed genes on several of your chromosomes, and it's hard to avoid the conclusion: 

at some point, your parents had sex. 

oh god! 

stay calm! it's possible it was just once! 

i... i need to be alone.
did my genetic tests come back?

yeah. sit down.

is it bad news? what are my risk factors?

we can't be sure about this, but we've analyzed genes on several of your chromosomes, and it's hard to avoid the conclusion:

at some point, your parents had sex.

oh god!

stay calm! it's possible it was just once!

i... i need to be alone.


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I tried to unlock mu iPad.

Turns out it was an etch a sketch and I don't own an iPad.

Also, I am out of wine.
I tried to unlock mu iPad.

Turns out it was an etch a sketch and I don't own an iPad.

Also, I am out of wine.


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Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in.
Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in.

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It's just so stupid isn't it, beating your wife. I mean, it's your wife. It's a bit like keying your own car.
It's just so stupid isn't it, beating your wife. I mean, it's your wife. It's a bit like keying your own car.

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omg! my son fell out of a tree in the back yard! suld i call 911 or post it on facebook first?
omg! my son fell out of a tree in the back yard! suld i call 911 or post it on facebook first?

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so tell me about yourself. 

well, i study astronomy. 

oh, cool. can you guess what my sign is? 

no, no. astronomy. you know, like cosmology. 

oh, i love make up. 

no, i'm a scientist. 

oh, list tom cruise?! 

are you ing kidding me
so tell me about yourself.

well, i study astronomy.

oh, cool. can you guess what my sign is?

no, no. astronomy. you know, like cosmology.

oh, i love make up.

no, i'm a scientist.

oh, list tom cruise?!

are you ing kidding me


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i'd like to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. it'd have to be real ing big.
i'd like to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. it'd have to be real ing big.

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What is the Pathan doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.


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You can program the alarm,  tv's the air conditioner and control it from your iphone... But you can't put in a new roll of toilet paper?

Towanda!
You can program the alarm, tv's the air conditioner and control it from your iphone... But you can't put in a new roll of toilet paper?

Towanda!


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