Subway Jokes

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Latest Funny Subway Jokes


International food chain Subway has been taking heat lately as their spokesperson Jared Fogle was accused and later found guilty of having sex with minors and child pornography charges. Immediately following the accusations Subway released Jared from his contract but this doesn't stop people from letting them have it.

Subway jokes are pouring in across social media and while it's simply humor this still isn't a joking matter, child pornography and having sex with children is wrong any way you spin it. While Subway's franchise is likely to be fine, Jared not so much. I'm betting he's going to have a hard time in prison.

subway

satisfy your valentine with a footlong
subway

satisfy your valentine with a footlong


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when you run into ny  on the subway and you all alone
when you run into ny on the subway and you all alone

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This is your train.

We all just ride it.
This is your train.

We all just ride it.


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First visit to NYC, asks for directions to Subway 

Directed to nearest sandwich shop
First visit to NYC, asks for directions to Subway

Directed to nearest sandwich shop


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Did You Know
  • There are more than 38 million Subway sandwich combinations.
  • Some of the most unusual Subway locations include a laundromat, car dealership, and church.
  • Subway has 41,766 locations. That means it has opened, on average, more than two restaurants per day since 1965.
  • Subway uses enough cheese in a year to fill 600,000 professional ice hockey rinks.
  • Subway serves about 7.6 million subs every day, enough to feed every person in Los Angeles, Chicago, and Dallas.
  • two things you need to know about riding the subway in nyc

1. never run for m transit

2. get the  out of my way!
    two things you need to know about riding the subway in nyc

    1. never run for m transit

    2. get the out of my way!


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    sorry i'm late, got tied up in the subway
    sorry i'm late, got tied up in the subway

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    15 more yrs of footlongs for Jared!
    15 more yrs of footlongs for Jared!

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    subway says...

take off your pants!
    subway says...

    take off your pants!


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    goes to subway

"i'll have a football meatlong"
    goes to subway

    "i'll have a football meatlong"


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    You know what grinds my gears?

When I bite into Subway chicken, and it crunches
    You know what grinds my gears?

    When I bite into Subway chicken, and it crunches


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    Got a fake $5 as change from Subway

Used it 2 days later in the same Subway without a problem
    Got a fake $5 as change from Subway

    Used it 2 days later in the same Subway without a problem


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    quiznos 

we dont  kids
    quiznos

    we dont kids


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    this is our new spokesperson, roger.

roger hasn't lost a bunch of weight or anything...

...but then again he hasn't ed any kids.
    this is our new spokesperson, roger.

    roger hasn't lost a bunch of weight or anything...

    ...but then again he hasn't ed any kids.


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    jared fogle in 35 years
    jared fogle in 35 years

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