Sugar Daddy Jokes

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It doesn’t matter how old, fat, wrinkly or downright disgusting a man is, if he can afford some red bottoms you can almost always see him with a sweet young thing on his arm playing throw it in the bag and hopping from store to store. Little does he know he doesn’t even need to be a sugar daddy these days. There are prettier female out here doing way more for a few Instagram likes.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral sugar daddy jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
All I want for Christmas is... a sugardaddy who don't want no sugar.
All I want for Christmas is... a sugardaddy who don't want no sugar.

Memes,  Funny Xmas Wishes,  Mariah Carey Jokes,  
    
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When all you wanted was a sugar daddy and now you're First Lady of the United States of America
When all you wanted was a sugar daddy and now you're First Lady of the United States of America

Memes,  Melania Trump Memes,  
    
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I want a sugar daddy but I'm not prepared to give him any sugar
I want a sugar daddy but I'm not prepared to give him any sugar

Memes,  Gold Digger Meme,  
    
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When your sugar daddy gets into politics and you have to start making up speeches
When your sugar daddy gets into politics and you have to start making up speeches

Memes,  Melania Trump Memes,  
    
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Rent and those student loans isn't going to pay itself
Rent and those student loans isn't going to pay itself

Memes,  Rent Jokes,  
    
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Me: I need a sugar daddy"

Old man: "Hey"

Me:
Me: I need a sugar daddy"

Old man: "Hey"

Me:


Memes,  Funny Jokes For Women,  
    
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The Sugardaddy you want...

...The Sugardaddy that wants you
The Sugardaddy you want...

...The Sugardaddy that wants you


Memes,  Expectation Vs Reality Jokes,  Sexy Men,  
    
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you know your girl gotta sugar daddy if her  smells like dentures.
you know your girl gotta sugar daddy if her smells like dentures.

False Teeth Jokes,  
    
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when rent due next week and you srt so you call your sugar daddy
#getyourmoneybih
when rent due next week and you srt so you call your sugar daddy
#getyourmoneybih


Memes,  Rent Memes,  
    
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I need a sugar daddy

That don't want no sugar...
I need a sugar daddy

That don't want no sugar...


Memes,  Gold Digger Meme,  
    
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Pools open

Come thru
Pools open

Come thru


Memes,  Pool Jokes,  
    
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me getting

beyonce tickets
me getting

beyonce tickets


Memes,  Beyonce Funny,  Concert Jokes,  
    
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when that pne bill is due
when that pne bill is due

Memes,  Bill Jokes,  Aw Hell Naw,  
    
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results of sleeping with sugar daddies.
results of sleeping with sugar daddies.

Memes,  Ugly Baby Jokes,  
    
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resuts of sleeping with sugar daddies.
resuts of sleeping with sugar daddies.

Ugly Baby Jokes,  Funny Baby Images,  
    
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