Sulfur Jokes

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Sulfur jokesDangerous gases
Here you will find sulfur jokes. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.

Have you heard any good chemistry jokes lately? I know after awhile some of the element jokes might start sounding the same but that doesn’t make them any less funny and unless you’re a scientist, chemist or a ”science geek” most of them probably won’t make any sense. There are a couple of cool ones like, “If you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver you get? SWAg.”

We have the best collection of sulfur jokes on the Internet. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
What happens when you mix hydrogen, oxygen, sulfur, platinum, and alum?

You go to the hospital!
What happens when you mix hydrogen, oxygen, sulfur, platinum, and alum?

You go to the hospital!


Hospital Jokes,  Platinum Jokes,  Oxygen Jokes,  
    
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? 

OH SNaP!
What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!


Hydrogen Jokes,  Sodium Jokes,  
    
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Bromine, oxygen, and sulfur meet at a pledge party. 

Now they're bros
Bromine, oxygen, and sulfur meet at a pledge party.

Now they're bros


Oxygen Jokes,  Bromine Jokes,  
    
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Bromine oxygen nitrogen yttrium (sulfur)

Formula for ultimate happiness bRONY(S)
Bromine oxygen nitrogen yttrium (sulfur)

Formula for ultimate happiness bRONY(S)


Bromine Jokes,  Oxygen Jokes,  Nitrogen Jokes,  
    
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I am hungry I want some tantalum, carbon, oxygen and sulfur

TA-C-O-S
I am hungry I want some tantalum, carbon, oxygen and sulfur

TA-C-O-S


Oxygen Jokes,  Carbon Jokes,  
    
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What's the worst thing sulfur, tellurium and aluminum do?

STEAL!
What's the worst thing sulfur, tellurium and aluminum do?

STEAL!


Stealing Jokes,  Aluminum Jokes,  
    
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What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

SWAG
What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

SWAG


Funny Swag Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  Silver Jokes,  
    
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Did you see what I just did there?

I did gallium + sulfur aka gas
Did you see what I just did there?

I did gallium + sulfur aka gas


Fart Jokes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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My mustache smells like

Stale beer and sulfur farts
My mustache smells like

Stale beer and sulfur farts


Funny Mustache Quotes,  Smell Jokes,  Stinky Jokes,  
    
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Decides it's safe to fart during a smelly chem lab

Teacher thinks a fume hood is broken, evacuates the lab
Decides it's safe to fart during a smelly chem lab

Teacher thinks a fume hood is broken, evacuates the lab


Chemistry Humor,  Bad Luck Brian Meme (theme),  Funny Classroom Jokes,  
    
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Bromine before

Hydrogen(H), Oxygen(O) and Sulfur(S)
Bromine before

Hydrogen(H), Oxygen(O) and Sulfur(S)


Bromine Jokes,  Hydrogen Jokes,  Oxygen Jokes,  
    
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You had to pick cotton?

I haul chunks of sulfur out of a volcano
You had to pick cotton?

I haul chunks of sulfur out of a volcano


Volcano Jokes,  Labor Jokes,  
    
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let's face it lacey 

your  smells like sulfur and bigfoots !
let's face it lacey

your smells like sulfur and bigfoots !


You Smell Jokes,  You Stink Jokes,  
    
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bismuth technetium helium sulfur 

es
bismuth technetium helium sulfur

es


Scumbag Steve Memes,  Helium Jokes,  
    
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With great power comes great rhenium, sulfur, polonium, nitrogen, silicon, bismuth, lithium,  titanium,  periodic, einsteinium

Re-s-po-n-si-bi-li-ti-es
With great power comes great rhenium, sulfur, polonium, nitrogen, silicon, bismuth, lithium, titanium, periodic, einsteinium

Re-s-po-n-si-bi-li-ti- es


Lithium Jokes,  60s Spiderman Meme (theme),  
    
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