Sun Jokes

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11 police dogs have died of heat exhaustion this summer
11 police dogs have died of heat exhaustion this summer

Memes,  Summer Heat Jokes,  Jokes About Dogs,  
    
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[First bit of sunshine in 2017]

*15 minutes later*

Me:
[First bit of sunshine in 2017]

*15 minutes later*

Me:


Memes,  Tan Fail,  2017 Meme,  
    
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Mercury: What kind of planet are you?

Sun: I'm not a planet.

Mercury: Then what are you?

Sun: I'm a mofking star boi
Mercury: What kind of planet are you?

Sun: I'm not a planet.

Mercury: Then what are you?

Sun: I'm a mofking star boi


Memes,  Planet Jokes,  
    
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Me after being out in the sun for longer than 3 secods
Me after being out in the sun for longer than 3 secods

Memes,  Patrick Spongebob Meme,  
    
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What u talkin about 

No sun on Venus
What u talkin about

No sun on Venus


Venus Jokes,  Planet Humor,  
    
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Makes telescope and studies the sun

Becomes blind
Makes telescope and studies the sun

Becomes blind


Bad Luck Brian (theme),  Galileo Jokes,  Blind Jokes,  
    
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Galileo So turns out the earth... goes around the sun. Who knew?

The Church hahaha wut you smokin' bro

Galileo Nothing. It's an observable fact.

The Church  haha riiiiiight seriously cut it out bro ur makin crazy talk

Galileo No I'm not, "bro". Want to see my proof?

The Church  YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. YOU SHUT IT RIGHT NOW.
Galileo So turns out the earth... goes around the sun. Who knew?

The Church hahaha wut you smokin' bro

Galileo Nothing. It's an observable fact.

The Church haha riiiiiight seriously cut it out bro ur makin crazy talk

Galileo No I'm not, "bro". Want to see my proof?

The Church YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. YOU SHUT IT RIGHT NOW.


Galileo Jokes,  Church Humor,  Earth Jokes,  
    
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Woah! Check out that sunset!

..Meanwhile on Guam
Woah! Check out that sunset!

..Meanwhile on Guam


Guam Jokes,  Meanwhile In,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  
    
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Driving with the sun in your eyes like
Driving with the sun in your eyes like

Memes,  Funny Driving Images,  Cardi B Meme,  
    
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You're such a dutch bag.

Well you're a sun of a beach.

Buck.

Don't get me into this.
You're such a dutch bag.

Well you're a sun of a beach.

Buck.

Don't get me into this.


Summer Puns,  Beach Puns,  
    
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Hey man, I just wanted to call and say that I am really sorry about what happened

Wait, who is this?

Don't tell me you've already forgotten your old friend, the sun?

I have no sun!
Hey man, I just wanted to call and say that I am really sorry about what happened

Wait, who is this?

Don't tell me you've already forgotten your old friend, the sun?

I have no sun!


Pluto Jokes,  Space Puns,  
    
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If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Wyoming.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Wyoming.

Sun Tan Jokes,  Wyoming State Jokes,  
    
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Against nuclear for fear of radioactive waste

Absorbing tons of uv radiation is perfectly natural
Against nuclear for fear of radioactive waste

Absorbing tons of uv radiation is perfectly natural


Radiation Jokes,  Hippie Jokes,  College Liberal Meme (theme),  
    
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Aw, no sun.

Wait! What's this!

Ah, sweet radiation!
Aw, no sun.

Wait! What's this!

Ah, sweet radiation!


Radiation Jokes,  Okay Face Meme,  
    
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Let there be light

Coupled with uv radiation
Let there be light

Coupled with uv radiation


Radiation Jokes,  God Meme,  Funny God Quotes,  
    
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