Super Corny Jokes

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"Hey I thought chocolate melted in hot water? Hahaha I'm just kidding I'm Gary and you are?"
"Hey I thought chocolate melted in hot water? Hahaha I'm just kidding I'm Gary and you are?"

Memes,  Lame Pick Up Lines,  
    
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What do you call a good looking scientist? 

Ba-Be ( Barium, Beryllium)
What do you call a good looking scientist?

Ba-Be ( Barium, Beryllium)


Beryllium Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Funny Nerdy Jokes,  
    
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What's the name of Agent 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond
What's the name of Agent 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond


James Bond Puns,  Eskimo Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? 

Because they keep dropping their needles!
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

Because they keep dropping their needles!


Knitting Puns,  Tree Puns,  
    
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Where do coal diggers play softball?

In the miner (minor) leagues.
Where do coal diggers play softball?

In the miner (minor) leagues.


Softball Puns,  Lame Jokes,  
    
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What are the rules in zebra softball?...

Three stripes and you're out.
What are the rules in zebra softball?...

Three stripes and you're out.


Softball Jokes,  Zebra Jokes For Kids,  
    
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This is how I row
This is how I row

Rowing Puns,  Funny Famous Sayings,  
    
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Great season everyone. Especially seat 1. You should really take a BOW.
Great season everyone. Especially seat 1. You should really take a BOW.

Rowing Puns,  Boat Jokes,  
    
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what did caesar say when brutus stabbed him?

ouch!
what did caesar say when brutus stabbed him?

ouch!


Julius Caesar Jokes,  Cartoon Jokes,  
    
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I can't sleep at night because of this tooth! 

Get a job as a night watchman!
I can't sleep at night because of this tooth!

Get a job as a night watchman!


Teeth Jokes For Kids,  Good Dentist Jokes,  
    
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Mobster'? -- I thought I agreed to testify against a lobster!''
Mobster'? -- I thought I agreed to testify against a lobster!''

Corny Joke,  Corny Joke List,  
    
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'Mentor? I'm sorry, I thought you wanted a TORmentor.'
'Mentor? I'm sorry, I thought you wanted a TORmentor.'

Torture Jokes,  Good Office Jokes,  Stupid Jokes For Kids,  
    
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E = something - something squared!

'I'm no Einstein, but I play one on TV!'
E = something - something squared!

'I'm no Einstein, but I play one on TV!'


Funny Einstein Quotes,  Corny Joke List,  
    
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Sometimes his brain overheats and he needs to cool down with a little bubble time.
Sometimes his brain overheats and he needs to cool down with a little bubble time.

Funny Einstein Quotes,  Corny Jokes One Liners,  
    
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