Superhero Jokes

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You probably ran around your house as a child in your tidy whities arguing with your friends which one of you is Superman, who's Batman and whose Spiderman. If you’re a DC Comics or Marvel Comics fan, you probably love superheroes. If superheroes aren’t your thing, you might think the tight spandex, super human strength and commitment issues are good for a laugh or two.

Here we have added the most popular and viral superhero jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Some actors were born [not you Andrew] to play Spider Man
Some actors were born [not you Andrew] to play Spider Man

Memes,  Actor Jokes,  Marvel Memes,  
    
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"Bring me the Batman before Gothams blood gets shpilled!"
"Bring me the Batman before Gothams blood gets shpilled!"

Memes,  Rapper Jokes,  Batman Jokes,  
    
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*cuts on tv*
*interruption*

*batman has until 12:00 am to bring me his cape and cow or issa doomsday on gotham e"
*cuts on tv*
*interruption*

*batman has until 12:00 am to bring me his cape and cow or issa doomsday on gotham e"


Memes,  Rapper Jokes,  Batman Jokes,  
    
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So I punched y lil bro on his chest and he went in his room crying, 5 min later this nigga comes out dressed as Ant-man and has nunchucks
So I punched y lil bro on his chest and he went in his room crying, 5 min later this nigga comes out dressed as Ant-man and has nunchucks

Memes,  Little Brother Jokes,  Sibling Rivalry,  
    
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Would you like to hear about our lord and savior Aquaman?
Would you like to hear about our lord and savior Aquaman?

Surfing Jokes,  Jehovah Witness Jokes,  
    
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He's going to do the superhero landing!
He's going to do the superhero landing!

Memes,  Deadpool Meme,  Game Of Thrones Meme,  
    
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Everyone is talking about March Madness

I'm over here waiting for Batman VS Superman
Everyone is talking about March Madness

I'm over here waiting for Batman VS Superman


Memes,  Batman Jokes,  Superman Joke,  
    
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into a usewife.
meet deadpool:

the first man to successfully turn a e...

into a usewife.


Memes,  Deadpool Memes,  Movie Humor,  
    
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There's no time to explain 

Grab a neon windbreaker and jump on my motorcycle
There's no time to explain

Grab a neon windbreaker and jump on my motorcycle


Neon Jokes,  Motorcycle Jokes,  
    
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In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas City.
In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas City.

Kansas Jokes,  Funny Dog Comics,  Funny Dog Images With Captions,  
    
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70 year-old virgin
70 year-old virgin

Memes,  Captain America Meme,  
    
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actually deadpool was going to st back in the 90s, but then this happened. thank god tom hanks was available that week.

Why Deadpool won’t be hosting SNL
actually deadpool was going to st back in the 90s, but then this happened. thank god tom hanks was available that week.

Funny Videos,  Snl Video,  Snl Clips,  Deadpool Meme,  
    
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Helps win World War 2

Chills out for 70 years
Helps win World War 2

Chills out for 70 years


Captain America Meme,  Scumbag Meme,  
    
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I'd be a terrible superhero I'd be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like "I literally just sat down"
I'd be a terrible superhero I'd be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like "I literally just sat down"

Funny Quotes,  Super Hero Jokes,  
    
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