Surgery Jokes

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Doctor: Now I have to inform you, there's only a 50% chance surviving this procedure

Kid: Let's do it twice then
Doctor: Now I have to inform you, there's only a 50% chance surviving this procedure

Kid: Let's do it twice then


Memes,  Hospital Meme,  
    
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I was going to have my hernia operation last June, but the surgeon was on summer hiatus.
I was going to have my hernia operation last June, but the surgeon was on summer hiatus.

Summer Puns,  Doctor Jokes,  
    
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gets wisdom teeth out 

pill poppin animal
gets wisdom teeth out

pill poppin animal


Wisdom Teeth Jokes,  Drug Jokes,  
    
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On crutches after knee surgery

"Let's leave the handicapped parking spots for people who need them."
On crutches after knee surgery

"Let's leave the handicapped parking spots for people who need them."


Good Guy Meme,  Handicap Jokes,  Parking Jokes,  
    
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Got nose job

Cannot watch 3D movies for 6 months
Got nose job

Cannot watch 3D movies for 6 months


Nose Surgery Jokes,  First World Problems Memes (theme),  
    
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Head transplant
Head transplant

Gummy Bear Jokes,  Candy Memes,  
    
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here's to being 30! where a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery.
here's to being 30! where a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery.

Funny 30th Birthday Jokes,  30 Years Old Jokes,  Drinking Jokes,  
    
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''- OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.''
''- OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.''

Barbados Jokes,  Surgeon Jokes,  
    
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Look - you're near retirement, right? Leave a sponge in me, I'll sure, and we can split the insurance money.
Look - you're near retirement, right? Leave a sponge in me, I'll sure, and we can split the insurance money.

Lawsuit Jokes,  Insurance Humor,  Insurance Funny,  
    
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Neurosurgery correspondence school hereby certifies: Dr. Fitzsimmons
Neurosurgery correspondence school hereby certifies: Dr. Fitzsimmons

Surgeon Jokes,  Diploma Jokes,  
    
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Knee replacement?

You mean performance upgrade
Knee replacement?

You mean performance upgrade


Knee Jokes,  Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  Funny Surgery Jokes,  
    
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20 minutes into facelift and chill and she gives you this look
20 minutes into facelift and chill and she gives you this look

Memes,  Plastic Surgery Jokes,  
    
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The surgery was a success
The surgery was a success

Memes,  Doctor Jokes,  
    
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the doctor took her from a 49er linebacker to a 49er cheerleader in less then 24 urs
the doctor took her from a 49er linebacker to a 49er cheerleader in less then 24 urs

Memes,  Plastic Surgery Jokes,  Funny Surgery Jokes,  
    
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Applying screen protectors

What it looks like

What it feels like
Applying screen protectors

What it looks like

What it feels like


Memes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  
    
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