Sushi Puns

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Sushi punsWhat did sushi A say to sushi B? Wasabi!
Here you will find the sushi puns. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.

If you suggest a Japanese restaurant for dinner most people would probably think you mean sushi. Since most of these people might know sushi basics they’ll be familiar with the puns like, Wassup B (Wasabi), are you happy to sashimi… pretty much anything along that line. There’s always the one friend that wants to make everything perverted and will just keep offering you to see share his sushi roll.

We have the best collection of sushi puns on the Internet. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
Rice to meet you!
Rice to meet you!

Funny Jokes,  Food Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Why don't you come up and sashimi sometime?
Why don't you come up and sashimi sometime?

Funny Quotes,  Cute Puns,  
    
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That Sue, she's a great gal!
That Sue, she's a great gal!

Funny Jokes,  Funny Name Jokes,  
    
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are tse cpsticks? or are you just happy sashimi.
are tse cpsticks? or are you just happy sashimi.

Funny Jokes,  Cute Cheesy Love Jokes,  
    
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Wassa, B?

Nigiri, please...

Sushibonics
Wassa, B?

Nigiri, please...

Sushibonics


Funny Jokes,  Visual Pun Ideas,  
    
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They see my rollin

They hatin
They see my rollin

They hatin


Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Haters,  
    
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Cut my life into pieces

This is my sushi roll
Cut my life into pieces

This is my sushi roll


Funny Jokes,  Funny Songs Lyrics,  
    
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Wassap, B?

I am soy soy sorry about the bad jokes
Wassap, B?

I am soy soy sorry about the bad jokes


Funny Jokes,  Bad Pun Jokes,  
    
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I eat sushi.

It's ironic.
I eat sushi.

It's ironic.


Memes,  Hipster Meme,  
    
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Raw-kin' around the Christmas tree...
Raw-kin' around the Christmas tree...

Funny Pictures,  Christmas Tree Jokes,  
    
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You had me at hilaw.
You had me at hilaw.

Funny Jokes,  Korean Jokes,  
    
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This is how I roll
This is how I roll

Funny Jokes,  Funny Puns For Kids,  
    
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Wassup B?
Wassup B?

Funny Pun,  Punny Jokes,  
    
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