What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wasabi!
Here you will find the sushi puns. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.
If you suggest a Japanese restaurant for dinner most people would probably think you mean sushi. Since most of these people might know sushi basics they’ll be familiar with the puns like, Wassup B (Wasabi), are you happy to sashimi… pretty much anything along that line. There’s always the one friend that wants to make everything perverted and will just keep offering you to see share his sushi roll.
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