Sushi Puns

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Wassup B?
Wassup B?

Funny Pun,  Punny Jokes,  
    
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What if I told you

There's more to Japanese food than sushi
What if I told you

There's more to Japanese food than sushi


Meme,  What If Meme,  What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  
    
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"I love sushi!"

Orders tempura roll with cream cheese and teriyaki
"I love sushi!"

Orders tempura roll with cream cheese and teriyaki


Memes,  Sheltered College Freshman (theme),  Funny Quotes About Food,  Funny Food,  
    
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What kind of food takes you to court?

Sue-shi


Good Clean Jokes,  Court Humor,  Sushi Jokes  
    
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Check out the new sushi bar!
Check out the new sushi bar!

Fish Puns,  Cute Puns,  Funny Fish Jokes,  
    
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He once sent an order of sushi back and complained that it was undercooked.

Roasting Session Jokes,  Brilliant Insults,  Sushi Jokes  
    
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You are soy awesome.
You are soy awesome.

Cute Puns,  Awesome Puns,  Funny Puns For Kids,  
    
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You're the salmon to my sticky rice.

Get a room!
You're the salmon to my sticky rice.

Get a room!


Funny Food Comics,  Funny Food Cartoons,  Food Jokes One Liners,  
    
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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi?


Bee Jokes,  Wordplay Jokes,  Kids Riddles And Jokes,  
    
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Why don't whales eat sushi very often?

Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.


Eating Jokes,  Tooth Jokes,  Sushi Jokes  
    
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Two girls: "A tray of sushi, please."

Waiter: "To eat or to post photos of on Instagram?


Waiter Jokes,  Instagram Joke,  Funny Instagram,  
    
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What do you call it when you're waiting in line for raw fish?

A sushi queue.


Fish Jokes,  Food Humor,  Kid Riddles Jokes,  
    
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?

WASSA-B!


Food And Drink Jokes,  Wordplay Jokes,  Sushi Jokes  
    
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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabbe
What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabbe


Food Puns,  Short Jokes Clean,  Bee Puns,  
    
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