Sweet Sms Jokes

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What do I do when I see someone extremely beautiful? I stare, smile and when I get tired, I put the mirror down.
What do I do when I see someone extremely beautiful? I stare, smile and when I get tired, I put the mirror down.

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If someone is ugly, you call them a stalker. If the person is good looking, you call them a secret admirer.
If someone is ugly, you call them a stalker. If the person is good looking, you call them a secret admirer.

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Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table with four people who are supposed to sit there, but they have no clue where to sit. There is you, me, Will

And Mary. In which order will they sit?

Uhm, you, me, Mary and Will?

Nope, guess again.

Okay, what about Will, You, Mary, me? Oh, wait...

Of course :D
Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table with four people who are supposed to sit there, but they have no clue where to sit. There is you, me, Will

And Mary. In which order will they sit?

Uhm, you, me, Mary and Will?

Nope, guess again.

Okay, what about Will, You, Mary, me? Oh, wait...

Of course :D


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