Swimming Jokes

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Swimming jokesSynchronized swimming or demon birthing?
Here you will find the funniest swimming jokes. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.

All kinds of things can go wrong when you go swimming. You can bang your head on a diving board, get in water that’s too deep for you or get stung by a stingray at the beach. None of which is funny, but can be when it doesn’t happen to you. Most people feel that way and we found the jokes and memes to prove it.

We have the best collection of swimming jokes on the Internet. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
Well all living in 2017 and this kid is already in 3017
Well all living in 2017 and this kid is already in 3017

Memes,  2017 Meme,  
    
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How other girls get out of the water

...Me
How other girls get out of the water

...Me


Memes,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  
    
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"I risked my like jumping in this pool trying to get to you. I'm Darnell, and you are"?
"I risked my like jumping in this pool trying to get to you. I'm Darnell, and you are"?

Memes,  Swimming Pool Jokes,  Black Stereotype Jokes,  
    
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"Hey, have you seen my iPhone 7, I can't find it"
"Hey, have you seen my iPhone 7, I can't find it"

Memes,  Iphone 7 Meme,  
    
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Allyson Felix already training for the 400m at #Tokyo2020 #TeamUSA
Allyson Felix already training for the 400m at #Tokyo2020 #TeamUSA

Memes,  Olympics Memes,  Sports Memes,  
    
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Carmelo is on the swim team, too?
Carmelo is on the swim team, too?

Memes,  Carmelo Anthony Jokes,  Olympic Jokes,  
    
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How Americans watch the Olympics
How Americans watch the Olympics

Memes,  American Memes,  Sports Meme,  
    
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Worlds most useless job, Olympic Swimmer Lifeguard......
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Memes,  Olympic Jokes,  Lifeguard Jokes,  
    
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When you 'bout to go swimming but you feel something touch your foot.
When you 'bout to go swimming but you feel something touch your foot.

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Me in the 5ft pool area
Me in the 5ft pool area

Memes,  Swimming Pool Jokes,  Funny Dogs Images,  
    
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White people will go do shit like this but are afraid to drink artificial sweeteners
White people will go do shit like this but are afraid to drink artificial sweeteners

Memes,  Funny Racist White People Jokes,  Funny Stereotypes,  
    
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When ur at the pool with ur friends and ur lowkey drowning bc u can't swim but u don't wanna ruin the fun
When ur at the pool with ur friends and ur lowkey drowning bc u can't swim but u don't wanna ruin the fun

Memes,  Pool Jokes,  
    
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When you swimmin and something touches your foot
When you swimmin and something touches your foot

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When you take her swimming on the first date & she comes out of the water looking completely different
When you take her swimming on the first date & she comes out of the water looking completely different

Memes,  When You Meme,  First Date Jokes,  
    
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One does not simply

Swim after watching Jaws
One does not simply

Swim after watching Jaws


Jaws Jokes,  One Does Not Simply Memes,  
    
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