Swimming Jokes

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Swimming jokesSynchronized swimming or demon birthing?
Here you will find the funniest swimming jokes. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.

All kinds of things can go wrong when you go swimming. You can bang your head on a diving board, get in water that’s too deep for you or get stung by a stingray at the beach. None of which is funny, but can be when it doesn’t happen to you. Most people feel that way and we found the jokes and memes to prove it.

We have the best collection of swimming jokes on the Internet. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
Sometimes in life, we hang on tight to the wrong things
Sometimes in life, we hang on tight to the wrong things

Memes,  Fake Hair Jokes,  Weave Fail,  
    
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My homegirls lil sister weird I ain't coming over any more
My homegirls lil sister weird I ain't coming over any more

Memes,  Funny Weird People,  Little Sister Jokes,  
    
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What y'all mad about today?

Summer is almost over and I haven't been in one pool
What y'all mad about today?

Summer is almost over and I haven't been in one pool


Memes,  End Of Summer Jokes,  Summer Jokes,  
    
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Bosnians: I wanna swim

Croatia: No
Bosnians: I wanna swim

Croatia: No


Memes,  Geography Jokes,  Foreign Jokes,  
    
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Me cutting off people who already don't talk to me
Me cutting off people who already don't talk to me

Memes,  Jokes About People,  
    
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when you raise an army of the undead

and then realize they can't swim
when you raise an army of the undead

and then realize they can't swim


Memes,  Game Of Thrones Memes,  Zombie Humor,  
    
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When ur hairy and out of shape so you dive in the water asap so nobody sees your body
When ur hairy and out of shape so you dive in the water asap so nobody sees your body

Memes,  Body Jokes,  Insecurities,  
    
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Coworker: How was your weekend?

Me: Fine, nothing crazy

Actual weekend:
Coworker: How was your weekend?

Me: Fine, nothing crazy

Actual weekend:


Memes,  Crazy Funny Pictures,  Funny Weekend Memes,  
    
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How vegans go swimming
How vegans go swimming

Memes,  Vegan Jokes,  
    
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When ur friend says you can use their pool anytime but then they come home and act all weird that you're in their pool
When ur friend says you can use their pool anytime but then they come home and act all weird that you're in their pool

Memes,  Seal Meme,  Pool Jokes,  
    
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The creation of Summer
The creation of Summer

Memes,  Art Jokes,  Summer Meme,  
    
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Well all living in 2017 and this kid is already in 3017
Well all living in 2017 and this kid is already in 3017

Memes,  2017 Meme,  
    
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How other girls get out of the water

...Me
How other girls get out of the water

...Me


Memes,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  
    
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"I risked my like jumping in this pool trying to get to you. I'm Darnell, and you are"?
"I risked my like jumping in this pool trying to get to you. I'm Darnell, and you are"?

Memes,  Swimming Pool Jokes,  Black Stereotype Jokes,  
    
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