Swimming Puns

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Here you will find the funniest swimming puns. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.

You’d be surprised how many swimming puns there actually are. You have some like “test the water”, “In over your head” and even “swimming with the sharks, ” that we use so often we don’t always associate them with swimming at all.

Thanks to Michael Phelps swimming has gained more exposure and even more jokes, sayings and puns.

We have the best collection of swimming puns on the Internet. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
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Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.
Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.

Single Dad Jokes,  Swimming Jokes,  
    
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if fat people swim naked..

is it still considered skinny dipping
if fat people swim naked..

is it still considered skinny dipping


Skinny Dipping Jokes,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  Good Fat People Jokes,  
    
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i don't know if she is skinny dipping...

or chunky dunkin'
i don't know if she is skinny dipping...

or chunky dunkin'


Skinny Dipping Jokes,  Not Sure If Meme (theme),  Futurama Fry Meme (theme),  
    
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When someone gets offended over one of my Instagram post

Its not that deep
When someone gets offended over one of my Instagram post

Its not that deep


Memes,  Instagram Picture Jokes,  Offensive Jokes,  
    
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May the Lord keep thy waves on "swim"
May the Lord keep thy waves on "swim"

Memes,  God Humor,  Hair Funny,  
    
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when you wanna sw her you know w to swim in that
when you wanna sw her you know w to swim in that

Memes,  
    
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My girl not allowed to swim

I got the only stroke she need
My girl not allowed to swim

I got the only stroke she need


Memes,  Ike Turner Memes (theme),  Crazy Boyfriend Meme,  
    
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white people don't go swimming

cuz s get soggy when wet
white people don't go swimming

cuz s get soggy when wet


Memes,  White Racist Jokes,  Best Racist Jokes,  
    
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No Diving

I also like to live dangerously
No Diving

I also like to live dangerously


Memes,  Austin Powers Funny,  Pool Jokes,  
    
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When I said I wanted a lifesaver,

I meant the candy!
When I said I wanted a lifesaver,

I meant the candy!


Meme,  Funny Candy Jokes,  
    
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Fatherhood

Son, the only way you learn is to go into the deep end head first!
Fatherhood

Son, the only way you learn is to go into the deep end head first!


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Swimming Sayings,  Fatherhood Jokes  
    
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pool design win or fail? its a win! right ladies?
pool design win or fail? its a win! right ladies?

Funny Pictures,  Pool Jokes,  Funny Image,  
    
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Laziness

Why swim when you can sail
Laziness

Why swim when you can sail


Memes,  Sailing Jokes,  Funny Demotivational Posters  
    
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