Target Jokes

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Idk why men go to bars to meet women? Go to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 and they're already looking for things they don't need.
Idk why men go to bars to meet women? Go to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 and they're already looking for things they don't need.

Memes,  Dating Advice For Guys,  
    
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My friend called me crying bc her man broke up with her so I'm at Target about to buy her wine $ I see her snap tell me why she post a picture of him. Had to put everything back. Moral of the story you gotta wait 3-5 business days before you believe girls about break ups
My friend called me crying bc her man broke up with her so I'm at Target about to buy her wine $ I see her snap tell me why she post a picture of him. Had to put everything back. Moral of the story you gotta wait 3-5 business days before you believe girls about break ups

Memes,  Break Up Jokes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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What y'all gotta get form Target?

Target will tell me when I get there
What y'all gotta get form Target?

Target will tell me when I get there


Memes,  Store Jokes,  
    
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Hiding from people from HS at your local Target should be considered an extreme sport
Hiding from people from HS at your local Target should be considered an extreme sport

Memes,  Anti Social Jokes,  
    
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Walking thru Target like ...

We're only here for toilet paper, nothing else!
Walking thru Target like ...

We're only here for toilet paper, nothing else!


Memes,  Bird Box Memes,  
    
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the target self checkout camera makes you look ugly as  so you lose self esteem and don't stel
the target self checkout camera makes you look ugly as so you lose self esteem and don't stel

Memes,  Self Esteem Jokes,  
    
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at target i ped a family and the dad was on snapchat saying "gang gang we out here at target doing that family " and that touched my heart fr
at target i ped a family and the dad was on snapchat saying "gang gang we out here at target doing that family " and that touched my heart fr

Memes,  Funny Family Sayings,  
    
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Off to see my therapist
Off to see my therapist

Memes,  Shopping Meme,  Therapist Jokes,  
    
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Commercial for Target:

Oh you thought you didn't need 4 new Fall scented candles? Or this is plaid throw blanket and matching pillow? lol well bitch guess what
Commercial for Target:

Oh you thought you didn't need 4 new Fall scented candles? Or this is plaid throw blanket and matching pillow? lol well bitch guess what


Memes,  Funny Sales Quotes,  
    
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I told my girls they could each get one toy at target and one of them got a jug of apple juice
I told my girls they could each get one toy at target and one of them got a jug of apple juice

Memes,  Jokes About Children,  
    
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Sorry, can't. My flip flop made a farting noise near a hot guy, so now I have to follow him around this Target until it happens again and I can say, "haha. dumb flip flop".
Sorry, can't. My flip flop made a farting noise near a hot guy, so now I have to follow him around this Target until it happens again and I can say, "haha. dumb flip flop".

Memes,  Hot Guy Jokes,  
    
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Me: "I'm just going in for like two things."

Target Cashier: "That'll be $74.67"

Me:
Me: "I'm just going in for like two things."

Target Cashier: "That'll be $74.67"

Me:


Memes,  Queen Elizabeth Meme,  
    
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My car accidentally drove to Target again I hate when it does that
My car accidentally drove to Target again I hate when it does that

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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When you on a cruise but Target clearance just hit 90%
When you on a cruise but Target clearance just hit 90%

Memes,  Sale Meme,  
    
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When you walk in for a lampshade and walk out filing for bankruptcy
When you walk in for a lampshade and walk out filing for bankruptcy

Memes,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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