Taurus Quotes

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How it is getting a #Taurus to open up to you -
How it is getting a #Taurus to open up to you -

Taurus Astrology,  Funny Dating Jokes,  
    
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Once you piss off a #Taurus, it's no happy ending.tauru
Once you piss off a #Taurus, it's no happy ending.tauru

Astrology Online,  Free Funny Sayings,  
    
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Taurus kisses are like Red Bull

They'll give you wings.
Taurus kisses are like Red Bull

They'll give you wings.


Red Bull Jokes,  Kissing Jokes,  
    
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Taurus never disrespect food.
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Taurus never disrespect food.

Food Humor,  Food Jokes,  
    
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When a Taurus drinks, they make friends with everyone.
When a Taurus drinks, they make friends with everyone.

Drinking Jokes Funny,  Friend Jokes,  
    
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A Taurus can say the rudest thing and you will still love them.
A Taurus can say the rudest thing and you will still love them.

Taurus,  Horoscope,  
    
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Keep calm

And listen to Taurus
Keep calm

And listen to Taurus


Keep Calm Meme,  Keep Calm Jokes,  
    
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Taurus and small talk don't go together.
Taurus and small talk don't go together.

Taurus Astrology,  One Liners Humor,  
    
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I am a Taurus - Good luck trying to out stubborn me!! You had better pack a lunch!!
I am a Taurus - Good luck trying to out stubborn me!! You had better pack a lunch!!

Team Taurus,  Funny Short Jokes,  
    
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I don't believe in Astrology but I think that's very Taurus of me.
I don't believe in Astrology but I think that's very Taurus of me.

Latest Funny Quotes,  Free Funny Adult Ecards,  
    
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Taurus is very laid-back, but things will likely turn for the worse if you try to aggressively dominate them.  They're not ones to be controlled....at all.
Taurus is very laid-back, but things will likely turn for the worse if you try to aggressively dominate them. They're not ones to be controlled....at all.

Taurus,  Taurus Astrology,  
    
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Taurus

"I don't have time for this, where's my food I need to eat."

- Reaction to a computer crash
Taurus

"I don't have time for this, where's my food I need to eat."

- Reaction to a computer crash


Computer Humor,  Computer Jokes,  
    
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a taurus is sensible and patient, but not when it comes to other peoples bull.
a taurus is sensible and patient, but not when it comes to other peoples bull.

Patient Jokes,  Patience Jokes,  
    
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things a taurus must have: 

stability and good sex.
things a taurus must have:

stability and good sex.


Funny Advice Quotes,  
    
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 hath no fury like a taurus on a rampage.
hath no fury like a taurus on a rampage.

Hell Jokes,  Funny As Hell Jokes,  
    
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