Tax Jokes

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Tax jokesMe on the phone with turbo- Tax show me the money!!!!!
Every single year, when the tax season comes around, everyone on social media becomes a comedian with the tax jokes. They are either mad they aren't getting any money back or they are celebrating an expected return. One of the most trending tax jokes is about men who 'snuggle up' to heavy women for the Winter and Spring season 'getting in line' for a cut of their tax money.

Many of the classic tax jokes are about fear and anxiety of the Internal Revenue Service and the power they have over your pockets. Everyone has heard the joke, "only two things in life are guaranteed, death and taxes." Another good one is, "IRS, we have what it takes to take what you have." Everyone is affected by taxes so everyone partakes in tax jokes.
Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes.

Me: How much do you owe?

Gov't: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have yo guess that number too,

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov't: You go to prison
Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes.

Me: How much do you owe?

Gov't: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have yo guess that number too,

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov't: You go to prison


Memes,  Government Joke,  Jokes About Taxes,  
    
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There, my taxes are paid

All those potholes should be filled soon
There, my taxes are paid

All those potholes should be filled soon


Memes,  Jokes About Taxes,  Road Jokes,  
    
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Darth Vader

Tax E. Vader
Darth Vader

Tax E. Vader


Memes,  Name Puns,  Darth Vader Memes,  
    
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Found the biography of Al Capone at Goodwill
Found the biography of Al Capone at Goodwill

Al Capone Jokes,  Criminal Jokes,  
    
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Think your tax dollars should be spent on hospitals and not on illegal immigrants? 

Racist!
Think your tax dollars should be spent on hospitals and not on illegal immigrants?

Racist!


Racist Australian Jokes,  Hospital Jokes,  
    
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 put up wit sum bull during tax season
put up wit sum bull during tax season

Memes,  Tax Jokes 2016,  Tax Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When your tax refund check comes in the mail
When your tax refund check comes in the mail

Memes,  Tax Refund Meme,  Wrestling Meme,  
    
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Notice:

It doesn't matter what Cliven Bundy says. You still have to pay taxes!
Notice:

It doesn't matter what Cliven Bundy says. You still have to pay taxes!


Nevada Jokes,  Irs Jokes,  
    
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It's tax season...

Anybody wanna pay me back my money...
It's tax season...

Anybody wanna pay me back my money...


Memes,  Fry From Futurama Meme (theme),  
    
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Before tax refund

After tax refund
Before tax refund

After tax refund


Memes,  Jokes About Taxes,  Tax Return Memes,  
    
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''I'm living the American dream, thanks to a tax shelter in the Cayman Islands.''
''I'm living the American dream, thanks to a tax shelter in the Cayman Islands.''

Cayman Islands Jokes,  Tax Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I'm not 65, I'm 

64.95 plus tax!
I'm not 65, I'm

64.95 plus tax!


65th Birthday Jokes,  65 Years Old Jokes,  
    
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when ima c u?

after my income tax check gone lmao
when ima c u?

after my income tax check gone lmao


Income Tax Jokes,  Jokes About Taxes,  
    
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 that power ball

where my dam w-2 at
that power ball

where my dam w-2 at


Powerball Meme,  Lottery Jokes,  
    
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