Teacher Jokes One Liners

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"I'm not y'all teacher but y'all gonna respect me until she comes back"
"I'm not y'all teacher but y'all gonna respect me until she comes back"

Memes,  Kendrick Lamar Jokes,  
    
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What if physics isn't actually hard

Teachers are just really bad at explaining it
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What if physics isn't actually hard

Teachers are just really bad at explaining it


Physics Jokes,  Funny Physics Quotes,  Physics Humor,  
    
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''Ah, here it is- section three, paragraph two: console, but don't cuddle'.''
''Ah, here it is- section three, paragraph two: console, but don't cuddle'.''

Playground Jokes,  Teacher Jokes For Kids,  School Teacher Jokes,  
    
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Why does my teacher keep asking me out on a date?? Pls just take the hint ..
Why does my teacher keep asking me out on a date?? Pls just take the hint ..

Memes,  Teacher Memes,  
    
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First day of class

"Hope you all got my email about today's quiz on chapter 1"
First day of class

"Hope you all got my email about today's quiz on chapter 1"


Professor Meme,  Best College Jokes,  Best Teacher Jokes,  
    
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Has master's and Ph.D

Spends whole class turning on projector
Has master's and Ph.D

Spends whole class turning on projector


Professor Meme,  Engineering Professor Meme (theme),  
    
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And then I said

Have to attend another meeting on campus
And then I said

Have to attend another meeting on campus


Professor Meme,  Professor Jokes,  Teacher Memes,  
    
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"So how was your first day of teaching?"
"So how was your first day of teaching?"

School Teacher Jokes,  Principal Jokes,  
    
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''I can't teach kids nothing if they ain't got no aptitude!"
''I can't teach kids nothing if they ain't got no aptitude!"

Principal Jokes,  Best Teacher Jokes,  
    
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''I make a formal teaching observation at the end of the term. If your students are still curious, then you're a good teacher.''
''I make a formal teaching observation at the end of the term. If your students are still curious, then you're a good teacher.''

Principal Jokes,  
    
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''If you are always optimistic, your students will eventually surprise you.''
''If you are always optimistic, your students will eventually surprise you.''

Principal Jokes,  Teacher Humor,  
    
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'''The board couldn't come up with a 'Plan-A'.''
'''The board couldn't come up with a 'Plan-A'.''

Principal Jokes,  
    
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''The fifth grade substitute won't be here. She called in chicken.''
''The fifth grade substitute won't be here. She called in chicken.''

Principal Jokes,  School Teacher Jokes,  Funny Teacher Jokes,  
    
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"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."
"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

Bad Kids,  Math Teacher Jokes,  
    
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"Actually, this is my vacation. I'm a substitute teacher."
"Actually, this is my vacation. I'm a substitute teacher."

Best Teacher Jokes,  School Teacher Jokes,  
    
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