Teacher Student Jokes

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My mom has trained her unruly 5th grade class to respond to "hear ye hear ye" with "all hail the queen" followed by immediate silence

I'm both appalled and impressed
My mom has trained her unruly 5th grade class to respond to "hear ye hear ye" with "all hail the queen" followed by immediate silence

I'm both appalled and impressed


Memes,  Classroom Jokes,  
    
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Remember at school when you pretended to be interested in a teachers social life just to waste time during lessons
Remember at school when you pretended to be interested in a teachers social life just to waste time during lessons

Memes,  Social Life Jokes,  Childhood Jokes,  
    
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Teacher: Any questions? 

Me: Ya what the fuck
Teacher: Any questions?

Me: Ya what the fuck


Memes,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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I'm angry with the teacher who told us "do well in school or you'll end up a trash man" but never once mentioned that the trash man made more money than them.
I'm angry with the teacher who told us "do well in school or you'll end up a trash man" but never once mentioned that the trash man made more money than them.

Memes,  School And Education Jokes,  
    
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Why did high school teachers always make college professors sound so strict & scary when in reality they're like, "What's up, you can call me Andy, I illegally downloaded the text book if you nee it & I also have a gambling problem,"
Why did high school teachers always make college professors sound so strict & scary when in reality they're like, "What's up, you can call me Andy, I illegally downloaded the text book if you nee it & I also have a gambling problem,"

Memes,  Professor Jokes,  College Students Jokes,  
    
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When the teacher almost caught u cheating, u hit them with the
When the teacher almost caught u cheating, u hit them with the

Memes,  Funny Classroom Jokes,  
    
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Professor: Most of you won't pass this course

Me: Cool so you're like, real shitty at your job
Professor: Most of you won't pass this course

Me: Cool so you're like, real shitty at your job


Memes,  Professor Jokes,  
    
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"my students are all little s but if you hurt them i'll murder you"
"my students are all little s but if you hurt them i'll murder you"

Memes,  Naruto Memes,  Anime Meme,  
    
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I showed my students that I can say my ABCs backwards and a student shouted "she's a witch!" and then I unzipped my jacket and revealed my Hocus Pocus shirt and they all screamed and the universe has never aligned this for me
I showed my students that I can say my ABCs backwards and a student shouted "she's a witch!" and then I unzipped my jacket and revealed my Hocus Pocus shirt and they all screamed and the universe has never aligned this for me

Memes,  Classroom Jokes,  Clean Story Jokes,  
    
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How old were you when you realized recess in elementary school

Today years old
How old were you when you realized recess in elementary school

Today years old


Memes,  Childhood Jokes,  Elementary School Jokes,  
    
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When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and looks at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and looks at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"

Memes,  Jokes About Exams,  
    
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Imagine if parent/teacher conferences existed in college...

Dad: How's my son doing?

Professor: I have never seen this man in my life
Imagine if parent/teacher conferences existed in college...

Dad: How's my son doing?

Professor: I have never seen this man in my life


Memes,  Funny College Jokes,  
    
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Rate my professor is really something
Rate my professor is really something

Memes,  Professor Jokes,  Funny Teacher Jokes,  
    
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When ur failing a class and ur teacher just watches u suffer
When ur failing a class and ur teacher just watches u suffer

Memes,  Class Jokes,  Best School Jokes,  
    
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Imagine if they has parent/teacher conferences at college:

Mom: How's my son doing?

Professor: I have never seen this man in my life
Imagine if they has parent/teacher conferences at college:

Mom: How's my son doing?

Professor: I have never seen this man in my life


Memes,  School Humor,  
    
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