Ted Cruz Jokes

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WATCH: Ted Cruz Accidentally Hits, Elbows Wife In Face After Suspending Campaign
Ted Cruz accidentally hits his wife, and elbows her in the face during a concession speech in Indiana and Twitter reacts.

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Kaden: Kill yourself
People Think This Woman Who Appeared On The Maury Show Looks Like Ted Cruz In Drag, What Do You Think?
twitter roasts ted cruz when a woman w appears on maury pes as his doppelgnger in drag.

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 ted cruz is doin way too much
ted cruz is doin way too much

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Ted Cruz went on the Maury show yesterday to find out who the father of his baby is
Ted Cruz went on the Maury show yesterday to find out who the father of his baby is

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bernie sanders- daenerys targaryen
fantastic white hair
outsider
obsessed with quality and fairness
lacks support from dark-skinned populace

hillary clinton- cersei lannister
married to previous ruler
blonde ice-queen
disliked by pretty much everyone
probably going to get her way in the end

ted cruz- night's king
looming threat
creepy as 
totally a murderer
arguably the most dangerous of the bunch

donald tp- joffrey baratheon
narcissistic sack of 
loves inciting violence
total lack of qualifications or experience
actually just a big baby
bernie sanders- daenerys targaryen
fantastic white hair
outsider
obsessed with quality and fairness
lacks support from dark-skinned populace

hillary clinton- cersei lannister
married to previous ruler
blonde ice-queen
disliked by pretty much everyone
probably going to get her way in the end

ted cruz- night's king
looming threat
creepy as
totally a murderer
arguably the most dangerous of the bunch

donald tp- joffrey baratheon
narcissistic sack of
loves inciting violence
total lack of qualifications or experience
actually just a big baby


Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  
    
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A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"
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A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"


Racist Cuban Jokes,  Funny Canadian Jokes,  
    
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Annoying People Jokes,  Politician Jokes,  
    
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Thinks Obama was born in Kenya and his presidency is not valid 

Supports Ted Cruz
Thinks Obama was born in Kenya and his presidency is not valid

Supports Ted Cruz


Kenya Jokes,  Bad Luck Brian Meme (theme),  Barack Obama Jokes,  
    
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Pretty sure Ted Cruz is the kid from School of Rock
Pretty sure Ted Cruz is the kid from School of Rock

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Who did this?!?!

Harry Potter and the Presidential Candidates
Who did this?!?!

Harry Potter and the Presidential Candidates


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Remember: pick a husband who has a disgusting, bulbous skull, NOT one who looks like vampire Ted Cruz
Remember: pick a husband who has a disgusting, bulbous skull, NOT one who looks like vampire Ted Cruz

Funny Vampire Jokes,  Head Jokes,  
    
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Ted Cruz looks like a peep
Ted Cruz looks like a peep

Candy Jokes,  Candy Memes,  
    
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wow, squidwards dab. my girls would love it. in face, the first sentence caroline said was "look at my dab,  dab"
wow, squidwards dab. my girls would love it. in face, the first sentence caroline said was "look at my dab, dab"

Squidward Meme,  Dab Jokes,  
    
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Ted Cruz already looks like a ventriloquist dummy of himself but adding 2 lines to any picture confirms it.
Ted Cruz already looks like a ventriloquist dummy of himself but adding 2 lines to any picture confirms it.

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