Temperature Jokes

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Doc: "Your dad's been in a coma for 9 days, we're running out of ideas"

Me: "let me try" [goes to adjust thermostat]

Dad: [opens one eye]
Doc: "Your dad's been in a coma for 9 days, we're running out of ideas"

Me: "let me try" [goes to adjust thermostat]

Dad: [opens one eye]


Memes,  Coma Jokes,  Dad Humor,  
    
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How am I supposed to dress down when it's 65 in my apartment, 74 when I walk to class, 32 in class, and 83 when I walk home ???
How am I supposed to dress down when it's 65 in my apartment, 74 when I walk to class, 32 in class, and 83 when I walk home ???

Memes,  Confused Jokes,  Weather Jokes,  
    
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It's that time of the year yall
It's that time of the year yall

Memes,  Weather Jokes,  Season Jokes,  
    
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When dad catches someone messing with the thermostat
When dad catches someone messing with the thermostat

Memes,  Dad Humor,  
    
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When the temperature drops from 80 to 79
When the temperature drops from 80 to 79

Memes,  Gucci Mane Jokes,  
    
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Temperature drops half a degree and I'm like:
Temperature drops half a degree and I'm like:

Memes,  Winter Meme,  Weather Memes,  
    
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7am vs 3pm
7am vs 3pm

Memes,  Daily Life Jokes,  
    
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When it's 57 in the morning but 68 in the afternoon
When it's 57 in the morning but 68 in the afternoon

Memes,  Weather Jokes,  
    
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*Temperature drops below 70*

Me:
*Temperature drops below 70*

Me:


Memes,  Cold Weather Jokes,  
    
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the temperature on venus 

is too  high
the temperature on venus

is too high


Too Damn High Meme (theme),  Venus Jokes,  
    
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The sun is shining!

Hasn't gotten the temperature on Neptune over -328 degrees either
The sun is shining!

Hasn't gotten the temperature on Neptune over -328 degrees either


Frozen Meme,  Cold Weather Jokes,  
    
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Trying to take a shower with your girl and letting her control the temperature
Trying to take a shower with your girl and letting her control the temperature

Memes,  Shower Memes,  
    
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When you get up in the middle of the night to set the thermostat
When you get up in the middle of the night to set the thermostat

Memes,  Funny Winter Images,  Night Time Jokes,  
    
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The boiling point of tungsten

It's over 9000!
The boiling point of tungsten

It's over 9000!


Memes,  Tungsten Jokes,  Over 9000 Joke,  
    
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Tungsten boils at 10,220 degrees f

How ya like that heat?!?
Tungsten boils at 10,220 degrees f

How ya like that heat?!?


Memes,  Tungsten Jokes,  Miami Heat Jokes,  
    
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