Tennessee Titans Jokes

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Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Tennessee Titans.

Superbowl Jokes,  Rich People Jokes,  

Q: Why do the Tennessee Titans want to change their name to the Tennessee Tampons?

A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!

Tampon Jokes,  Women Period Jokes,  

Q: Why are Tennessee Titans jokes getting dumb and dumber?

A: Because Titans fans have started to make them up themselves.

Good Dumb Jokes,  American Football Jokes  

Q: Where do you go in Nashville in case of a tornado?

A: LP Field - they never get a touchdown there!

Funny Weather Quotes,  Good Football Jokes  

Q: What's the difference between the Tennessee Titans & the Taliban?

A: The Taliban has a running game!

Best Football Jokes,  Running Jokes  

Q: Want to hear a Titans joke?

A: Jake Locker!

Football Humor,  Sport Jokes  

Q: What do the Tennessee Titans and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Jesus Puns,  Religious Puns,  

Q. Why do ducks fly over LP Field upside down?

A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Bird Humor,  Funny Poop Sayings,  

Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?

A: Have him watch a couple Tennessee Titans games.

Dead Dog Jokes,  Funny Football Jokes  

Q: What's the difference between Tennessee Titans fans and mosquitoes?

A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.

Annoying People Jokes,  Mosquito Jokes,  

Q: What is the difference between a Titans fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Fan Jokes,  Best Football Jokes  

Q: Why doesn't Memphis have a professional football team?

A: Because then Nashville would want one.

Memphis Jokes,  Jokes About Tennessee  

Q: How many Tennessee Titans fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Lava lamps dont burn out man!

Retro Humor,  Light Bulbs Jokes  

Q: How do you keep an Tennessee Titans out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.

American Football Jokes,  Joke Questions And Answers  

Q: If you have a car containing a Titans wide receiver, a Titans linebacker, and a Titans defensive back, who is driving the car?

A: The cop.

Arrested Jokes,  Police Humor  

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