Tennis Puns

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Invests in tennis balls

They have a high return rate
Invests in tennis balls

They have a high return rate


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An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.

Orange Puns,  Apple Puns,  
    
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Two birds played a tennis match. Ironically, the one that made the worst calls was a Hawk... .aye!
Two birds played a tennis match. Ironically, the one that made the worst calls was a Hawk... .aye!

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Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because Im about to drop a deuce.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because Im about to drop a deuce.

Bathroom Jokes,  Poop Puns,  
    
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A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: Thats pretty far-out, man!
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: Thats pretty far-out, man!

Hippie Jokes,  Sports Jokes,  
    
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I used to hate tennis, but ever since Ive started winning 6-0, I love it now.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since Ive started winning 6-0, I love it now.

Funny Tennis Quotes,  Love Puns,  
    
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Why cant I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Why cant I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.

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The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.

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What time should I book the court? Lets shoot for around tennish.
What time should I book the court? Lets shoot for around tennish.

Tennis Jokes,  Best Funniest Jokes,  
    
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You might as well play be a tennis player, because Im about to court you girl.
You might as well play be a tennis player, because Im about to court you girl.

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Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.

Waiter Jokes,  Funny Short Sayings,  
    
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Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.

Funny Tennis Quotes,  Sports Puns,  
    
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Does this guy work with computers? He looks like a hacker.
Does this guy work with computers? He looks like a hacker.

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I wish theyd change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesnt see the point.
I wish theyd change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesnt see the point.

Sports Humor,  Funny Tennis Quotes,  
    
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Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.

Sports Puns,  Funny Tennis Sayings,  
    
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