Tequila Jokes

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What I tell the bartender after finishing off my fifth margarita in 7 mins
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What I tell the bartender after finishing off my fifth margarita in 7 mins

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does tequila make you wanna fight or ? both?

i took 11 sts of tequila in about 4 urs once. i woke up on the front lawn of my parents' use the next day. i lived 150 miles away. apparently a cab driver asked for my address and i gave him theirs. my dad paid the $400 fare and left me in the yard.
does tequila make you wanna fight or ? both?

i took 11 sts of tequila in about 4 urs once. i woke up on the front lawn of my parents' use the next day. i lived 150 miles away. apparently a cab driver asked for my address and i gave him theirs. my dad paid the $400 fare and left me in the yard.


Memes,  Funny Story Jokes,  Best Drunk Jokes,  
    
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It's 90 degrees outside. Keep your pumpkin spice away from my margarita
It's 90 degrees outside. Keep your pumpkin spice away from my margarita

Memes,  Pumpkin Spice Meme,  End Of Summer Jokes,  
    
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When drinking to forget isn't good enough and you want to reset your entire brain to its original factory settings...
When drinking to forget isn't good enough and you want to reset your entire brain to its original factory settings...

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Some people dream of fame and fortune. I just dream of my next trip to Las Vegas Taco Bell for frozen tequila Baja Blast.
Some people dream of fame and fortune. I just dream of my next trip to Las Vegas Taco Bell for frozen tequila Baja Blast.

Memes,  Taco Bell Jokes,  Vegas Memes,  
    
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"The floor is tequila"
"The floor is tequila"

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*election day

bartender: what you drinking?

america: just  me up
*election day

bartender: what you drinking?

america: just me up


Memes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  Funny Political Jokes,  
    
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johnny manziel tells reporters he would love to celebrate his sobriety by chugging a fifth of .
johnny manziel tells reporters he would love to celebrate his sobriety by chugging a fifth of .

Jokes Drinking,  Alcoholic Jokes,  
    
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i see bad decisions in your future
i see bad decisions in your future

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tequila makes my leg go up.. seriously, i bruised it on the bar the last time. it's like all of a sudden i'm a ballerina.
tequila makes my leg go up.. seriously, i bruised it on the bar the last time. it's like all of a sudden i'm a ballerina.

Ballerina Jokes,  Drinking Ecards,  Drinking Jokes,  
    
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dear tequilla... will you be my valentine?
dear tequilla... will you be my valentine?

Funny Jokes,  Funny Drinking Quotes,  Funny Valentine Jokes,  
    
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mexican word of the day: deliver

my doctor told me to cut back on the tequila because its bad on deliver.
mexican word of the day: deliver

my doctor told me to cut back on the tequila because its bad on deliver.


Mexican Word Of The Day,  Mexican Word Of The Day Jokes,  
    
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raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by tequila
raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by tequila

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the face you make after watching someone take a st of tequila
the face you make after watching someone take a st of tequila

The Face You Make Meme,  Party Memes,  
    
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