Tequila Jokes

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Some people dream of fame and fortune. I just dream of my next trip to Las Vegas Taco Bell for frozen tequila Baja Blast.
Some people dream of fame and fortune. I just dream of my next trip to Las Vegas Taco Bell for frozen tequila Baja Blast.

Memes,  Taco Bell Jokes,  Vegas Memes,  
    
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"The floor is tequila"
"The floor is tequila"

Memes,  The Floor Is Meme,  
    
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*election day

bartender: what you drinking?

america: just  me up
*election day

bartender: what you drinking?

america: just me up


Memes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  Funny Political Jokes,  
    
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johnny manziel tells reporters he would love to celebrate his sobriety by chugging a fifth of .
johnny manziel tells reporters he would love to celebrate his sobriety by chugging a fifth of .

Jokes Drinking,  Alcoholic Jokes,  
    
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i see bad decisions in your future
i see bad decisions in your future

Memes,  Future Jokes,  Disney Jokes,  
    
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tequila makes my leg go up.. seriously, i bruised it on the bar the last time. it's like all of a sudden i'm a ballerina.
tequila makes my leg go up.. seriously, i bruised it on the bar the last time. it's like all of a sudden i'm a ballerina.

Ballerina Jokes,  Drinking Ecards,  Drinking Jokes,  
    
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dear tequilla... will you be my valentine?
dear tequilla... will you be my valentine?

Funny Jokes,  Funny Drinking Quotes,  Funny Valentine Jokes,  
    
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mexican word of the day: deliver

my doctor told me to cut back on the tequila because its bad on deliver.
mexican word of the day: deliver

my doctor told me to cut back on the tequila because its bad on deliver.


Mexican Word Of The Day,  Mexican Word Of The Day Jokes,  
    
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raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by tequila
raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by tequila

Party Memes,  Best Drinking Jokes,  
    
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the face you make after watching someone take a st of tequila
the face you make after watching someone take a st of tequila

The Face You Make Meme,  Party Memes,  
    
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"don't be shy, send that 12th unanswered text."

-tequila
"don't be shy, send that 12th unanswered text."

-tequila


Funny Jokes,  Jokes Drinking,  
    
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the best part about tuesdays...

tequila!
the best part about tuesdays...

tequila!


Tuesday Jokes,  Tv Memes,  
    
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7 tequila shots later...
7 tequila shots later...

Memes,  Jokes Drinking,  
    
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i don't always wake up next to a dead prosute

but when i do,  i was usually drinking tequila.
i don't always wake up next to a dead prosute

but when i do, i was usually drinking tequila.


Memes,  I Dont Always Memes (theme),  
    
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