Texas Rangers Jokes

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Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?

A: They had pictures of Rangers players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.


Stamp Jokes,  Baseball Insults  
    
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Q: What does an Texas Rangers fan do when his team has won the World Series?

A: He turns off the PlayStation 4.


Ps4 Jokes,  Playstation Jokes,  Baseball Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q: Why are the Texas Rangers starting pitchers like orphans?

A: Because they don't know where home is!


Orphan Jokes,  Baseball Insults,  Baseball Jokes  
    
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Q: What do you get when you combine all 40 Texas Rangers with 40 lesbians?

A: Eighty people that dont do dick!


Lesbian Jokes,  Gays And Lesbians Jokes,  Lazy People Jokes  
    
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Q: Whats the difference between the Texas Rangers and a mosquito?

A: A mosquito stops sucking.


Sports Puns,  Mosquito Jokes,  Harsh Disses  
    
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Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Rangers fan?

A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!


Driving Humor,  Handicap Jokes,  Sports Insults  
    
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