Texas Tech Red Raiders Jokes

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What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a Red Raider?

Six more weeks of bad football.

Groundhog Day Jokes,  College Football Jokes,  Sport Team Jokes  

What did the Texas Tech graduate say to the Texas A & M graduate upon meeting?

Hi! Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order please?

Aggie Jokes,  College Rivalry Jokes  

What are the best four years of a Texas Tech student's life?

Third grade.

Funny Jokes College Students,  Intellectual Insults  

What's the difference between a Red Raider and a carp?

One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Fish Jokes,  University Jokes,  Sport Team Jokes  

Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Red Raiders games anymore?

A: The student who knew the recipe graduated

Football Puns,  College Joke  

Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Red Raiders fan?

A: The bucket.

Football Puns  

Q: If you have a car containing a Red Raiders wide receiver, a Red Raiders linebacker, and a Red Raiders defensive back, who is driving the car?

A: The cop.

Cop Jokes,  Car Puns,  Football Humor,  

What is the difference between a Red Raider and Rice Krispies?

Rice Krispies know what to do in a bowl.

College Football Jokes,  Football Humor  

How do you make Red Raider cookies?

Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours!

Cookie Jokes,  College Football Jokes  

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