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crush: why are you texting me at 3am?

me:
crush: why are you texting me at 3am?

me:


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When I meet someone's dog and he hates me I will do everything to make him like me but with people I'm like lol bye
When I meet someone's dog and he hates me I will do everything to make him like me but with people I'm like lol bye

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So we can talk

About what

Us

Why you wanna talk about the United States?
So we can talk

About what

Us

Why you wanna talk about the United States?


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ready for tonight babe? youre gonna use that mouth so hard! 

im sara's father, and what is she going to do with her mouth? 

ohh she didnt tell you? 

what?

its karaoke night
ready for tonight babe? youre gonna use that mouth so hard!

im sara's father, and what is she going to do with her mouth?

ohh she didnt tell you?

what?

its karaoke night


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Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.
Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.

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Friends are like bras: they give you support, and they don't keep you hanging.
Friends are like bras: they give you support, and they don't keep you hanging.

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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That annoying moment in a restaurant when you get excited to see your food coming, but the waiter drops it off at another table.
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My elementary school teachers said we would have to use cursive when we grow up. Well, that was such a lie.
My elementary school teachers said we would have to use cursive when we grow up. Well, that was such a lie.

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I feel uncomfortable talking on my phone when my parents are listening.
I feel uncomfortable talking on my phone when my parents are listening.

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A man came to my door and asked if I could donate to the local school's swimming pool. I came back with a glass of water. Is that wrong?
A man came to my door and asked if I could donate to the local school's swimming pool. I came back with a glass of water. Is that wrong?

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I said I was going to bed, no one said anything about falling asleep.
I said I was going to bed, no one said anything about falling asleep.

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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

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I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Monday.
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Monday.

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