Text Jokes Funny

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Send me a "we need to talk" text and I'm just going to respond with "yeah. We absolutely do." Now we're both waiting with spicy armpits.
Send me a "we need to talk" text and I'm just going to respond with "yeah. We absolutely do." Now we're both waiting with spicy armpits.

Memes,  Nervous Jokes,  
    
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When you wait for the "I'm outside" text
When you wait for the "I'm outside" text

Memes,  Funny Latest Images,  
    
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Good morning!

Its 12 in the after noon

I know good morning

Whilst you slept, I had a game, ate breakfast, made lemonade, cleaned the house, and now Im going for a movie

No invite?

You were too busy sleeping
Good morning!

Its 12 in the after noon

I know good morning

Whilst you slept, I had a game, ate breakfast, made lemonade, cleaned the house, and now Im going for a movie

No invite?

You were too busy sleeping


Funny Good Morning Texts,  Sleep Humor,  Funny Morning Jokes,  
    
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what's up? good morning!

good morning! just ran 4 miles.

mom, you run?

no, just joking. i'm sitting here eating your dad's sausage.

ok. this wle conversation is so f****d up. i don't even know where to start.
what's up? good morning!

good morning! just ran 4 miles.

mom, you run?

no, just joking. i'm sitting here eating your dad's sausage.

ok. this wle conversation is so f****d up. i don't even know where to start.


Funny Good Morning Texts,  
    
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Jesus
Truly, one of you will betray me today!

Peter
Not me, Lord, Surely?

Judas has left the group
KAPPITS (1)
Amen: Lyters
Jesus
Truly, one of you will betray me today!

Peter
Not me, Lord, Surely?

Judas has left the group


Funny Quotes,  Jesus Memes,  Jesus Funny,  
    
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When you finally get a text but it's just from the phone company saying you used all your data
When you finally get a text but it's just from the phone company saying you used all your data

Memes,  Sad Frog Meme,  
    
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I can send you a text at 12:04 & be asleep by 12:05
I can send you a text at 12:04 & be asleep by 12:05

Funny Jokes,  Sleep Jokes,  
    
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When you text a girl something risky
KAPPITS (1)
Roasty: When you send that risky text
When you text a girl something risky

Memes,  Dating Humor,  
    
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"i'm laughing so hard"
"omg haha"
"i can't breath"
"i'm dying"

reality:
"i'm laughing so hard"
"omg haha"
"i can't breath"
"i'm dying"

reality:


Memes,  Texting Jokes,  Texting Humor,  
    
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you are literally one of the most beautiful woman i have ever laid my eyes on.

send me nudes?

what the ?
you are literally one of the most beautiful woman i have ever laid my eyes on.

send me nudes?

what the ?


Memes,  Michael Cera Meme,  Nude Jokes,  
    
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i do what i wat

wat8

wnat*



want**** i do what i want

and apparently so does your keyboard
i do what i wat

wat8

wnat*



want**** i do what i want

and apparently so does your keyboard


Funny Pictures,  Funny Sms Jokes,  Funny Sms Quotes,  
    
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side es always losing

well make me laugh again

knock knock

w's there?

my girl lmao gotta go
side es always losing

well make me laugh again

knock knock

w's there?

my girl lmao gotta go


Memes,  Texting Fails,  Quick Jokes To Text,  
    
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95% of the time when I'm smiling at my phone it's because of something I said, not something someone sent me. I'm hilarious.
95% of the time when I'm smiling at my phone it's because of something I said, not something someone sent me. I'm hilarious.

Funny Quotes,  Cute Jokes Sms,  Free Joke Sms,  
    
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es be like

w you textin
es be like

w you textin


Meme,  Michael Jackson Meme,  
    
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Sends text to Floyd

Knowing he can't read
KAPPITS (1)
ChrisLee: go back to sleep manny
Sends text to Floyd

Knowing he can't read


Memes,  Floyd Mayweather Meme,  Manny Pacquiao Meme,  
    
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