Text Message Funny Jokes

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What's shakin?

Michael J. Fox
What's shakin?

Michael J. Fox


Michael J Fox Jokes,  Mean Disses,  
    
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Where are you

Catching Pokemon

It is 3:50AM

Sometimes only the good ones come out at night

Come home now

But I want to be the very best
Where are you

Catching Pokemon

It is 3:50AM

Sometimes only the good ones come out at night

Come home now

But I want to be the very best


Memes,  Pokemon Humor,  
    
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Goosmorning baby

XD

Goos
Goosmorning baby

XD

Goos


Funny Good Morning Texts,  Goose Puns,  
    
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You should wake up

And talk to me

Because I'm more awesome than sleep

You know you wanna

I hope your ringer is on really loud and this is pissing you off

Meep meep meep meep meeeeeeeeeeeee

Omg

Success
You should wake up

And talk to me

Because I'm more awesome than sleep

You know you wanna

I hope your ringer is on really loud and this is pissing you off

Meep meep meep meep meeeeeeeeeeeee

Omg

Success


Funny Good Morning Texts,  Great Jokes Sms,  Rude Text Jokes,  
    
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What did the beach say to the other beach?

Oh my God what now?

Nothing they just waved

Oh.

Did you see what I did there?

No.

Im shore you did

How do you have friends?

Don't be such a beach.
What did the beach say to the other beach?

Oh my God what now?

Nothing they just waved

Oh.

Did you see what I did there?

No.

Im shore you did

How do you have friends?

Don't be such a beach.


Summer Puns,  Beach Jokes,  
    
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"Wya" means reply in 10 seconds or miss out
"Wya" means reply in 10 seconds or miss out

Relatable Posts,  Texting Jokes,  
    
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Win our we gone Kik it.

When are we going to kick it?

Dats wat I sed

Omg I can't do it! If we hang out I'm bringing flash cards
Win our we gone Kik it.

When are we going to kick it?

Dats wat I sed

Omg I can't do it! If we hang out I'm bringing flash cards


Memes,  Funny Texting Jokes,  Grammar Fail,  
    
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you ever just read old messages & be like " that was my baby"

Memes,  Phone Text Jokes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  
    
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Leave his messages unread for a week,  then finally text him back and tell him you was asleep.. the whole time #wastehistime2016
Leave his messages unread for a week, then finally text him back and tell him you was asleep.. the whole time #wastehistime2016

Waste His Time 2016 Meme,  Sleep Humor,  
    
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What you want for Christmas?

For us to be official

Be realistic
What you want for Christmas?

For us to be official

Be realistic


Christmas Jokes Humor,  Funny Text Messages,  
    
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When ur tries to hit u up

Hey

Hey

What's up

My standards, bye
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justy: Happy without my EX
Happy without my EX

When ur tries to hit u up

Hey

Hey

What's up

My standards, bye


Memes,  Funny Ex Girlfriend Quotes,  Ex Boyfriends Be Like,  
    
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My life in one text:

Are you done being sassy

No
My life in one text:

Are you done being sassy

No


Memes,  Text Message Jokes,  
    
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Mom my gf is pregnant

Really?!?!  How could it be?!

It just happened

Do you know who the father is?

-_-
Mom my gf is pregnant

Really?!?! How could it be?!

It just happened

Do you know who the father is?

-_-


Funny Text Messages Fails,  Jokes For Text Messages,  
    
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dude why is there a crack on my pne

last night while you were drinking you threw your pne

now why would i do that

you put in airplane mode and threw it

you kept yelling transform  you
dude why is there a crack on my pne

last night while you were drinking you threw your pne

now why would i do that

you put in airplane mode and threw it

you kept yelling transform you


Funny Joke Text Messages,  Funny Drunk Jokes,  
    
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what'd one ocean say to the over?

nothing they just waved

sea what i did there?

don't be a beach,  reply!!!!

okay okay i s stop now

o

..... that's all i get back to my hilarious stream of jokes? f u.  f u all.
what'd one ocean say to the over?

nothing they just waved

sea what i did there?

don't be a beach, reply!!!!

okay okay i s stop now

o

..... that's all i get back to my hilarious stream of jokes? f u. f u all.


Joke Text Messages,  Latest Text Messages,  
    
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