Thanksgiving Day Jokes

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Me minding my business at the Thanksgiving table
Me minding my business at the Thanksgiving table

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For those of you who are alone on Thanksgiving for $50 I'll call you and ask you why you're not married yet and when you're getting a raise
For those of you who are alone on Thanksgiving for $50 I'll call you and ask you why you're not married yet and when you're getting a raise

Memes,  Thanksgiving Jokes One Liners,  Funny Thanksgiving Sayings,  
    
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Me on Thanksgiving being escorted from the dinner table after my 9th plate
Me on Thanksgiving being escorted from the dinner table after my 9th plate

Memes,  Funny Thanksgiving Pictures,  
    
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When you finally get to sit at the grown ups table at Thanksgiving and hear all the tea
When you finally get to sit at the grown ups table at Thanksgiving and hear all the tea

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Ppl will really b like "omg I cant believe you have to work on Thanksgiving, you should be home with you family!" While I'm scanning their shit like??? You're the fucking reason Karen. Go home
Ppl will really b like "omg I cant believe you have to work on Thanksgiving, you should be home with you family!" While I'm scanning their shit like??? You're the fucking reason Karen. Go home

Memes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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My sister and I are having a Mac and Cheese batter to see who gets to cook it for Thanksgiving. Mine is on the left, hers the right! Who y'all with?

Both of you need to be in prison
My sister and I are having a Mac and Cheese batter to see who gets to cook it for Thanksgiving. Mine is on the left, hers the right! Who y'all with?

Both of you need to be in prison


Memes,  Cooking Fail,  Food Fails,  
    
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My aunt unfriended me on Facebook so I can guarantee you that I will bring it up and ruin Thanksgiving this year.
My aunt unfriended me on Facebook so I can guarantee you that I will bring it up and ruin Thanksgiving this year.

Memes,  Facebook Humor,  Petty Jokes,  
    
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My mom on Thanksgiving: Please don't touch the deviled eggs that are in the fridge. They're for the guests.

Me:
My mom on Thanksgiving: Please don't touch the deviled eggs that are in the fridge. They're for the guests.

Me:


Memes,  Eating Meme,  
    
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Me at Thanksgiving while my family is bombarding me with questions about college/my future
Me at Thanksgiving while my family is bombarding me with questions about college/my future

Memes,  Annoying Jokes,  
    
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My mom bringing me out of my room on Thanksgiving to see my relatives
My mom bringing me out of my room on Thanksgiving to see my relatives

Memes,  Jokes About Thanksgiving,  
    
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Thanksgiving is canceled if this ever happens
Thanksgiving is canceled if this ever happens

Memes,  Accident Jokes,  Jokes About Thanksgiving,  
    
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Hope you don't mind that the side dish I'm bringing to Thanksgiving is several bottle of wine that I'm not sharing with anyone else.
Hope you don't mind that the side dish I'm bringing to Thanksgiving is several bottle of wine that I'm not sharing with anyone else.

Memes,  Funny Thanksgiving Ecards,  Funny Thanksgiving Sayings,  
    
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When ur at the kids table on Thanksgiving and someone at the big kids table says a swear word
When ur at the kids table on Thanksgiving and someone at the big kids table says a swear word

Memes,  Jokes About Thanksgiving,  
    
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"Any plans for Thanksgiving?"

Me:
"Any plans for Thanksgiving?"

Me:


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Every white family on Thanksgiving: "Alright, time for dinner"
Every white family on Thanksgiving: "Alright, time for dinner"

Memes,  Time Jokes,  
    
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