Thanksgiving One Liners

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The first time anyone mentions the word "president" at the Thanksgiving meal. Ima leave.
The first time anyone mentions the word "president" at the Thanksgiving meal.

Ima leave.

Memes,  Funny Politics Jokes,  
    
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The face you make when somebody taking too long blessing the food
The face you make when somebody taking too long blessing the food

Memes,  The Face You Make Meme,  
    
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If you're cold, they're cold too. Bring them inside and warm them up.
If you're cold, they're cold too.

Bring them inside and warm them up.

Memes,  Food Jokes,  Wild Animal Jokes,  
    
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Walking out of a #Thanksgiving meal that you weren't invited to with three plates
Walking out of a #Thanksgiving meal that you weren't invited to with three plates

Memes,  Food One Liners,  
    
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When ya grandma is still praying 20 mins later and u ain't eat all day #
When ya grandma is still praying 20 mins later and u ain't eat all day #

Memes,  Jokes About Prayer,  Thanksgiving With Black Families,  
    
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On Thanksgiving, when you and your cousins go to "take a walk" before dinner
On Thanksgiving, when you and your cousins go to "take a walk" before dinner

Memes,  Cousin Jokes,  
    
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christmas is now so commercialized that it's ruining the liday we created to celebrate our genocide of native americans.
christmas is now so commercialized that it's ruining the liday we created to celebrate our genocide of native americans.

Funny Christmas Ecards,  Funny Racist Ecards,  
    
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our forefathers were immigrants that slaughtered the natives & stole their land. today we celebrate the fact that they bought them dinner first.
our forefathers were immigrants that slaughtered the natives & stole their land. today we celebrate the fact that they bought them dinner first.

Immigrant Jokes,  Hilarious Ecards,  
    
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conquering natives has never been so family friendly. happy thanksgiving!
conquering natives has never been so family friendly.

happy thanksgiving!

Native Jokes One Liners,  Offensive One Liners,  
    
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happy thanksgiving to a fellow descendent of a race of european caucasions that took this country from the native american indian.
happy thanksgiving to a fellow descendent of a race of european caucasions that took this country from the native american indian.

Native Jokes One Liners,  Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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Happy Thanksgiving. Don't forget to set your scales back 10 pounds tonight.
Happy Thanksgiving.

Don't forget to set your scales back 10 pounds tonight.

Funny Jokes,  Happy Thanksgiving Jokes,  Funny Thanksgiving Wishes,  
    
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When you get put on the spot to say grace. #
When you get put on the spot to say grace.

#

Funny Jokes,  Thanksgiving With Black Families,  Jokes About Prayer,  
    
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When u at Thanksgiving dinner and someone asks u why u single
When u at Thanksgiving dinner and someone asks u why u single

Memes,  Single Memes,  
    
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When they finally let you make the Kool-Aid for Thanksgiving #
When they finally let you make the Kool-Aid for Thanksgiving
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Koolaid Jokes,  Good Thanksgiving Jokes,  
    
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That little cousin who try to show off and get popped in front of everybody # dyin
That little cousin who try to show off and get popped in front of everybody
#
dyin

Thanksgiving With Black Families,  Thanksgiving Jokes Clean,  
    
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