Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes

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Joe: It's too bad Donald won;t be here for Thanksgiving

Obama: Jo--

Joe: Stuffing the turkey would be easier with those tiny hands
Joe: It's too bad Donald won;t be here for Thanksgiving

Obama: Jo--

Joe: Stuffing the turkey would be easier with those tiny hands


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Or, the day my family gathers to judge my life over turkey
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Or, the day my family gathers to judge my life over turkey


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Frying turkey this week?

...Me too
Frying turkey this week?

...Me too


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Nothing Says Thanksgiving Like Dumba***s Blowing S**t Up With Their Deep Fryers
a funny compilation of videos swing people completely failing at deep frying their liday turkeys.

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tse aren't real. they're just stuffing.
tse aren't real. they're just stuffing.

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Because you know I'm all about that baste, 'bout that baste

No more wine, mom.
Because you know I'm all about that baste, 'bout that baste

No more wine, mom.


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As the Thanksgiving season approaches, remember: All it takes is one undercooked turkey, and you'll be the "dinner rolls" and "soda" person for life.
As the Thanksgiving season approaches, remember: All it takes is one undercooked turkey, and you'll be the "dinner rolls" and "soda" person for life.

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happy thanksgiving!

i'll be stuffing your bird later
happy thanksgiving!

i'll be stuffing your bird later


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No matter what happens this month, 

At least you're not a turkey.
No matter what happens this month,

At least you're not a turkey.


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This turkey is so undercooked

It crossed the border into Mexico on Thanksgiving
This turkey is so undercooked

It crossed the border into Mexico on Thanksgiving


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"Thanksgiving - Can Twitter save her day?"
"Thanksgiving - Can Twitter save her day?"

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Letâs hope I can make enough nuclear fuel rods by Thanksgiving

Turkey to supply Iran with Fuel Rods
Letâs hope I can make enough nuclear fuel rods by Thanksgiving

Turkey to supply Iran with Fuel Rods


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is this what you want, huh? is this what you crave?!?
is this what you want, huh? is this what you crave?!?

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We thought it was an accidental death, Agent Gobbler, until this mysterious thermometer popped out! 

Somewhere, someone knew what was happening to the abducted turkeys, and why.
We thought it was an accidental death, Agent Gobbler, until this mysterious thermometer popped out!

Somewhere, someone knew what was happening to the abducted turkeys, and why.


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