Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes

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How to cook a turkey

Step 1. Buy a turkey

Step 2. Have a glass of wine

Step 3. Stuff turkey

Step 4. Have a glass of wine

Step 5. Put turkey in oven

Step 6. Relax and have a glass of wine

Step 7.  Turk the bastey

Step  8. Wine of glass another get

Step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer

Step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine

Step 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours

Step 12. Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 13. Tet the sable

Step 14. Gran another wottle of bine

Step 15. Turk the carvey!
How to cook a turkey

Step 1. Buy a turkey

Step 2. Have a glass of wine

Step 3. Stuff turkey

Step 4. Have a glass of wine

Step 5. Put turkey in oven

Step 6. Relax and have a glass of wine

Step 7. Turk the bastey

Step 8. Wine of glass another get

Step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer

Step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine

Step 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours

Step 12. Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 13. Tet the sable

Step 14. Gran another wottle of bine

Step 15. Turk the carvey!


Memes,  Funny Wine Jokes,  How To Jokes,  
    
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i might risk it all.
i might risk it all.

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Joe: It's too bad Donald won;t be here for Thanksgiving

Obama: Jo--

Joe: Stuffing the turkey would be easier with those tiny hands
Joe: It's too bad Donald won;t be here for Thanksgiving

Obama: Jo--

Joe: Stuffing the turkey would be easier with those tiny hands


Memes,  Obama Biden Memes,  
    
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Thanksgiving

Or, the day my family gathers to judge my life over turkey
Thanksgiving

Or, the day my family gathers to judge my life over turkey


Memes,  Thanksgiving Jokes Clean,  
    
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Frying turkey this week?

...Me too
Frying turkey this week?

...Me too


Memes,  Vladimir Putin Jokes,  
    
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Nothing Says Thanksgiving Like Dumba***s Blowing S**t Up With Their Deep Fryers
a funny compilation of videos swing people completely failing at deep frying their liday turkeys.

Fail,  Awesome Video,  Holidays,  Funny Thanksgiving,  
    
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tse aren't real. they're just stuffing.
tse aren't real. they're just stuffing.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Breast Jokes,  
    
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Because you know I'm all about that baste, 'bout that baste

No more wine, mom.
Because you know I'm all about that baste, 'bout that baste

No more wine, mom.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Songs Lyrics,  Thanksgiving Puns,  
    
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As the Thanksgiving season approaches, remember: All it takes is one undercooked turkey, and you'll be the "dinner rolls" and "soda" person for life.
As the Thanksgiving season approaches, remember: All it takes is one undercooked turkey, and you'll be the "dinner rolls" and "soda" person for life.

Funny Jokes,  Maxine Jokes,  Funny Thanksgiving Sayings,  
    
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No matter what happens this month, 

At least you're not a turkey.
No matter what happens this month,

At least you're not a turkey.


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Has Thanksgiving turkey

Bird flu
Has Thanksgiving turkey

Bird flu


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happy thanksgiving!

i'll be stuffing your bird later
happy thanksgiving!

i'll be stuffing your bird later


Memes,  Happy Thanksgiving Jokes,  
    
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This turkey is so undercooked

It crossed the border into Mexico on Thanksgiving
This turkey is so undercooked

It crossed the border into Mexico on Thanksgiving


Memes,  Funny Thanksgiving Sayings,  Gordon Ramsay Funny,  
    
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"Thanksgiving - Can Twitter save her day?"
"Thanksgiving - Can Twitter save her day?"

Funny Pictures,  Funny Thanksgiving Pictures,  Twitter Jokes Of The Day,  
    
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Let’s hope I can make enough nuclear fuel rods by Thanksgiving

Turkey to supply Iran with Fuel Rods
Let’s hope I can make enough nuclear fuel rods by Thanksgiving

Turkey to supply Iran with Fuel Rods


Funny Pictures,  Funny Thanksgiving Pictures,  
    
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