The Best Blonde Jokes

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Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?

She was trying to make apple juice.
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?

She was trying to make apple juice.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Ipad Jokes,  Funny Question And Answer Jokes,  
    
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Three blondes walk into a building.

Youd think at least one of them wouldve seen it.
Three blondes walk into a building.

Youd think at least one of them wouldve seen it.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Building Jokes,  
    
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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. 

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.


Funny Jokes,  Train Jokes,  Funny Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Q. What do you call a smart blonde

A. Labrador


Labrador Retriever Jokes,  Jokes About Dogs,  Funny Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did the blonde apply lipstick to her forehead?

A: She was trying to makeup her mind.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Funny Makeup Jokes,  Lipstick Jokes,  
    
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Q. What is it called when an Essex girl blows in another blond's ear?

A. Data transfer.


Essex Girl Jokes,  Stupid Woman Jokes,  Funny Short Blonde Jokes  
    
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"


Blonde Questions,  Blonde Woman Jokes,  Funny Short Blonde Jokes  
    
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Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diaper once a month?

A: The instructions clearly state, "good for up to 20 pounds".


Blonde People Jokes,  Funny Baby Jokes,  Funny Dumb Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?

A. FULL


Sick Puns,  Funny Blonde Jokes One Liners,  Awesome Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?

A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.


Best Blonde Jokes Ever,  Blonde People Jokes,  Funny Blonde Joke  
    
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Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold?

They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.


Dumb Jokes One Liners,  Hilarious Blonde Jokes,  Best Sick Jokes,  
    
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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

They think their picture is being taken.


Storm Jokes,  Weather Jokes,  Blonde One Liners,  
    
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Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?

She missed!


Blonde Woman Jokes,  Blonde Girl Jokes,  Short Blonde Jokes  
    
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What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

"Is it mine"?


Good Blonde Jokes,  Blond Joke,  Funny Blonde Jokes One Liners  
    
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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.


Dumb Blondes Jokes,  M M Jokes,  Candy Jokes,  Funny Dumb Blonde Jokes,  
    
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