The Best Dirty Jokes Ever

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your mom made banana pudding?

can i pee on that?
your mom made banana pudding?

can i pee on that?


R Kelly Meme,  Pee Jokes,  
    
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my  tastes like ramen noodles chicken flavor
my tastes like ramen noodles chicken flavor

Funny Food Jokes,  
    
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if your  ever heard my voice
if your ever heard my voice

Memes,  
    
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kids in the front seat can cause accidents accidents in the back seat can cause kids

if u know what i mean
kids in the front seat can cause accidents accidents in the back seat can cause kids

if u know what i mean


Meme,  Will Ferrell Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Kids,  
    
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the only reason i would kick you out of bed would be to  you on the floor.
the only reason i would kick you out of bed would be to you on the floor.

Funny Quotes,  Bedroom Jokes,  Funny Relationship Quotes,  
    
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"next time your 'boyfriend' wants to hide behind the curtain, i suggest he lose the hard-on."
"next time your 'boyfriend' wants to hide behind the curtain, i suggest he lose the hard-on."

Funny Jokes,  Best Adult Joke,  
    
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i'll make you a sandwich, when you make me an orgasm
i'll make you a sandwich, when you make me an orgasm

Funny Ecards,  
    
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the invention of the word

boob
the invention of the word

boob


Meme,  
    
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the rules of  do not work for 

if you can smell it across the room. it is not the good .
the rules of do not work for

if you can smell it across the room. it is not the good .


Meme,  
    
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priceless

having a 'special place' to ld your putter
priceless

having a 'special place' to ld your putter


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Golf Posters,  
    
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dirty double jointed gesture

Masturbation Jokes,  Funny Boner,  
    
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Why do Scotsmen wear Wellingtons (high rubber boots)?

Because they can hold the sheep's back legs in them.


Racist Scottish Jokes,  One Liner Racist Jokes  
    
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Why did God invent the climax?

So blacks would know when to stop fucking.


God Jokes,  
    
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n*ggas be like

let me hit that before you go to work i promise i'll be quick
n*ggas be like

let me hit that before you go to work i promise i'll be quick


    
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Q: Why do rednecks like to have sex with the lights off?

A: So it wont run down the battery in the pickup.


Truck Jokes,  
    
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