The Best Ever Joke

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Breaks leg

Becomes more famous than he ever would have
Breaks leg

Becomes more famous than he ever would have


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Oh really Daniel is that so?

Please tell me more about your experience
Oh really Daniel is that so?

Please tell me more about your experience


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Moving around awkwardly to try and get that wedgie out with nobody seeing.
Moving around awkwardly to try and get that wedgie out with nobody seeing.

Relatable Posts,  Short Sms Jokes,  Funny Short Sms Jokes,  
    
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Doing the 'I'm thinking really hard' face when your teacher looks at you.
Doing the 'I'm thinking really hard' face when your teacher looks at you.

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Nurse Anesthetist

Will work for donuts
Nurse Anesthetist

Will work for donuts


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Lucky for us someone took this picture, because I don't believe these trucks are ever ever ever getting back together.
Lucky for us someone took this picture, because I don't believe these trucks are ever ever ever getting back together.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Truck Sayings,  
    
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Santa

what would you do if you had 364 days a year off work?
Santa

what would you do if you had 364 days a year off work?


Day Off Jokes,  Santa Claus Jokes,  Work And Office Jokes,  
    
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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant 'Take another drink

The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!! Two arms pop out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, Take another drink! Take another drink!!' The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.

The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says, He should've quit while he was a head


Head Jokes,  Long Funny Jokes,  The Best Jokes Of All Time  
    
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