Theater Puns

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Where do cows go to have fun?

The MOOvies.
Where do cows go to have fun?

The MOOvies.


Cow Puns,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  
    
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Why do people say "break a leg" before you go on stage?

Because every play has a cast
Why do people say "break a leg" before you go on stage?

Because every play has a cast


Lame Puns,  Lame Pun Racoon (theme),  Break A Leg Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?
A: Miss most of the film!


King Kong Jokes,  Film Jokes,  
    
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Shakespeare had to get his act together to finish his play.

Theatre Puns,  Theater Jokes  
    
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What kind of ghosts haunt operating theaters?

Surgical spirits.


Ghost Jokes,  Death Jokes  
    
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Q: Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who went to the theater the other day?

A: He stole the show!


Stealing Jokes,  Robbery Jokes,  
    
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*With my girlfriend at the cinema 

Hello sir

Hello, two tickets please

For the hobbit?

Actually she is my girlfriend
*With my girlfriend at the cinema

Hello sir

Hello, two tickets please

For the hobbit?

Actually she is my girlfriend


Lol Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Girlfriend,  Girlfriend Insults  
    
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How to be Insulting in Theaters:

Noisy wrappings on sweets can be unwrapped at moments of tension when the rest of the theater is silent.


Good Mean Jokes,  Theater Jokes,  How To Jokes,  
    
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