Therapist Jokes

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Does anyone else picture themselves crashing their car and ending their life in a split second everytime they drive or like should I get a therapist lmao
Does anyone else picture themselves crashing their car and ending their life in a split second everytime they drive or like should I get a therapist lmao

Memes,  Car Crash Jokes,  
    
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Trying to be honest with my therapist but no so honest that I get involuntarily hospitalized
Trying to be honest with my therapist but no so honest that I get involuntarily hospitalized

Memes,  Mental Health Jokes,  
    
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Wow that sounds stressful sir. Have you ever tried pushing a bunch of shit off the table?
Wow that sounds stressful sir. Have you ever tried pushing a bunch of shit off the table?

Memes,  Cat Humor,  
    
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Therapy is expensive

Venting to your coworkers bc you know they literally can't walk away and are stuck near you for another 3 hours of this shift: free
Therapy is expensive

Venting to your coworkers bc you know they literally can't walk away and are stuck near you for another 3 hours of this shift: free


Memes,  Funny Advice Quotes,  Coworker Jokes,  
    
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My therapist said that money may not buy you happiness but it does buy you a better quality of misery. I felt that.
My therapist said that money may not buy you happiness but it does buy you a better quality of misery. I felt that.

Memes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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Therapist: You need to stop doing weird things, going out might help

Me: I went to the park today

Therapist: There you go! I hope you got something from that

Me *opens coat* this duck
Therapist: You need to stop doing weird things, going out might help

Me: I went to the park today

Therapist: There you go! I hope you got something from that

Me *opens coat* this duck


Memes,  Funny Weird People,  
    
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Damn I used to just cry in my room
Damn I used to just cry in my room

Memes,  Toy Jokes,  
    
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My friend drunk texted her therapist and asked him why he doesn't open up to her like she does to him
My friend drunk texted her therapist and asked him why he doesn't open up to her like she does to him

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Off to see my therapist
Off to see my therapist

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Seeing a therapist: $100/hour

Telling myself it be like that sometimes: free
Seeing a therapist: $100/hour

Telling myself it be like that sometimes: free


Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Life,  
    
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A therapist: expensive

A box of hair dye: $7
A therapist: expensive

A box of hair dye: $7


Memes,  Hair Color Jokes,  
    
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my therapist: you need to practice compion for yourself

my brain: yeah you dumb  be nicer to yourself
my therapist: you need to practice compion for yourself

my brain: yeah you dumb be nicer to yourself


Memes,  Self Deprecating Jokes,  
    
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Me: Soooo I texted him again

My: Therapist
Me: Soooo I texted him again

My: Therapist


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do you *really* want significant other or do you just need a therapist and some sex
do you *really* want significant other or do you just need a therapist and some sex

Memes,  Jokes About Relationships,  Jokes About Being Single,  
    
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therapist: so what's stressing you out lately?

me:

 everything
therapist: so what's stressing you out lately?

me:

everything


Memes,  Funny Stress Quotes,  
    
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