Thief Jokes

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Him: I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Her: (blushing) okay

Him: I lost my phone too

Her: wha-

Him: and my wallet, this is a robbery
Him: I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Her: (blushing) okay

Him: I lost my phone too

Her: wha-

Him: and my wallet, this is a robbery


Memes,  Robber Jokes,  Hilarious Pick Up Lines,  
    
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"For score and seven years ago" - Melania Trump
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Memes,  Funny Famous Quotes,  
    
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what's faster than a black man with a vcr? 

the toyota that's about to hit him.
what's faster than a black man with a vcr?

the toyota that's about to hit him.


Toyota Jokes,  Funny And Racist Jokes,  
    
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A thug gets his bling stolen

Yells to the theif, "Au! Gimme back my Gold!"
A thug gets his bling stolen

Yells to the theif, "Au! Gimme back my Gold!"


Thug Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  Gold Puns,  
    
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Q: Whats the difference between an umpire and a pickpocket? 

A: One watches steals; the other steals watches.
Q: Whats the difference between an umpire and a pickpocket?

A: One watches steals; the other steals watches.


Baseball Puns,  Softball Puns,  
    
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the cvs on minnesota avenue is mutha fcuking tide!!!!!! of y'all stealing
the cvs on minnesota avenue is mutha fcuking tide!!!!!! of y'all stealing

Memes,  Tired Memes,  Stealing Jokes,  
    
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what does a mexican get for christmas?

your tv
what does a mexican get for christmas?

your tv


Offensive Christmas Jokes,  Tv Jokes,  
    
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Slotmachines are called one armed bandits 

Because they steal your money
Slotmachines are called one armed bandits

Because they steal your money


Gambling Jokes,  One Arm Jokes,  
    
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she's asleep & the flash goes off when your taking pics of her debit cards
she's asleep & the flash goes off when your taking pics of her debit cards

Memes,  Sleep Jokes,  Chucky Meme,  
    
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Goes through your garbage

Commits identity fraud
Goes through your garbage

Commits identity fraud


Evil Plotting Raccoon (theme),  Fraud Jokes,  
    
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es walk in victoria secret like...
es walk in victoria secret like...

Memes,  Crime Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a White Sox player with a World Series ring?
What do you call a White Sox player with a World Series ring?

Chicago White Sox Jokes,  Baseball Jokes,  
    
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As Thomas Edison, I don't always invent things, but when I do...

Steal the idea from someone else
As Thomas Edison, I don't always invent things, but when I do...

Steal the idea from someone else


Thomas Edison Jokes,  Stealing Jokes,  
    
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When you gotta wrap your arms around her and pull her close to make sure she doesn't steal.
When you gotta wrap your arms around her and pull her close to make sure she doesn't steal.

Memes,  Stealing Jokes,  
    
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