Thirsty Jokes

 – 283 total
When a person is thirsty they are basically attention whores. They will do any and everything to get noticed or get sex. When their embarrassing behavior is noticed by others, that’s then the jokes come in.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and viral thirsty jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the Internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

Since we are always adding new content to this section, we invite you to check back often. While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, memes and articles please be so kind as to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Reading a thirst dude's comment on a female's pic on social media life
Reading a thirst dude's comment on a female's pic on social media life

Memes,  Social Media Problems,  
    
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Thirsty gas station guys:

"Hey beautiful! What's your #? Why you so shy? Let me see a smile"

First of all, I'm scared right now
Thirsty gas station guys:

"Hey beautiful! What's your #? Why you so shy? Let me see a smile"

First of all, I'm scared right now


Memes,  Gas Station Meme,  First Of All Meme,  
    
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the number of "thirsty" people on guam

is too  high!
the number of "thirsty" people on guam

is too high!


Too Damn High Meme (theme),  Guam Jokes,  
    
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Such drought

Much thirst
Such drought

Much thirst


Drought Jokes,  Doge Meme (theme),  Facebook Jokes For Status,  
    
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When someone say's they're thirsty and they start drinking soda
When someone say's they're thirsty and they start drinking soda

Memes,  Kendrick Lamar Jokes,  
    
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When your hungover self is so proud of your drunk self for leaving you water.
When your hungover self is so proud of your drunk self for leaving you water.

Memes,  Hangover Meme,  Hungover Meme,  
    
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when your instagram crush unfollows you because you took yo thirsty  comments a little too far.
when your instagram crush unfollows you because you took yo thirsty comments a little too far.

Memes,  Denzel Washington Funny,  Crush Jokes,  
    
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just letting you know our most recent makeout sessin left me more thirst than i am the morning after serious binge drinking.
just letting you know our most recent makeout sessin left me more thirst than i am the morning after serious binge drinking.

Make Out Jokes,  Drinking Jokes One Liners,  
    
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when es post a booty pic with an inspirational quote
when es post a booty pic with an inspirational quote

Memes,  Lmao Jokes,  Booty Jokes,  
    
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Your dry sense of humor is making me thirsty.
Your dry sense of humor is making me thirsty.

Funny Ecards,  Dry Humor,  Dry Jokes,  
    
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when you see the chick w called u thirsty getting beat up by her boyfriend
when you see the chick w called u thirsty getting beat up by her boyfriend

Memes,  Drake Meme,  
    
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es be like

omg this  is thirsty
es be like

omg this is thirsty


Memes,  Sms Jokes Funny,  
    
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You said you're not thirsty for attention

Your instagram determined that was a lie!
You said you're not thirsty for attention

Your instagram determined that was a lie!


Memes,  Maury Povich Meme,  
    
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you ever wake up at 3 am thirsty as  and water tastes like it came straight from the river of jesus??
you ever wake up at 3 am thirsty as and water tastes like it came straight from the river of jesus??

Funny Jokes,  Funny Water Jokes,  Water Jokes,  
    
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