Thomas Edison Jokes

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1st to 10,000 losses

I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that wont work

-Thomas Edison
1st to 10,000 losses

I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that wont work

-Thomas Edison


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What if I told you

Thomas Edison came to abolish electricity?
What if I told you

Thomas Edison came to abolish electricity?


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God said let there be light 

False. Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.
God said let there be light

False. Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.


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Early scientific fraud: Young Thomas Edison tried to pass off a container filled with fireflies as an incadescent bulb.
Early scientific fraud: Young Thomas Edison tried to pass off a container filled with fireflies as an incadescent bulb.

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Thomas Edison is a douchebag

Move your karma to Nikola Tesla memes
Thomas Edison is a douchebag

Move your karma to Nikola Tesla memes


Jim Cramer Meme (theme),  
    
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The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison
The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison

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If it weren't for Edison, how would cartoon characters ever have an idea?
If it weren't for Edison, how would cartoon characters ever have an idea?

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Your phone is so old

You have Thomas Edison on speed dial
Your phone is so old

You have Thomas Edison on speed dial


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If Thomas Edison were alive today

Would he have to pay his Con Edison bill?
If Thomas Edison were alive today

Would he have to pay his Con Edison bill?


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"Thomas Edison was awesome...If it weren't for him, we'd all be watching tv by candlelight."
"Thomas Edison was awesome...If it weren't for him, we'd all be watching tv by candlelight."

Light Bulb Jokes,  Tv Jokes,  
    
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Hey girl,

Did we just share electrons?

Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.
Hey girl,

Did we just share electrons?

Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.


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I wanted to teach our son about Thomas Edison. 

He wanted a divorce.
I wanted to teach our son about Thomas Edison.

He wanted a divorce.


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"They say Thomas Edison only slept four hours a day. I'm trying to perfect the opposite."
"They say Thomas Edison only slept four hours a day. I'm trying to perfect the opposite."

Sleep Humor,  Funny Sleep Sayings,  
    
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Thomas Edison

Was the original patent troll
Thomas Edison

Was the original patent troll


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Hayes invited Thomas Edison to the "peoples house" 

Obama invited Solyndra Executives to the people's pockets
Hayes invited Thomas Edison to the "peoples house"

Obama invited Solyndra Executives to the people's pockets


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