Threesome Jokes

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The threesome jokes on this page touch on the funny side to what is considered to be every man's dream. One man and two women may be ideal for most men, but there are things that can go wrong. Things like not lasting long enough to even get to the second female or even worse disappointing both women. There are also jokes about things like women having WCW's and taking pictures hugging up on and kissing other females but won't agree to a threesome. These are only a couple of examples of the type of humor you will find here.

Whether or not having threesomes is your thing there are sure to be jokes in this section that you find hilarious. Especially the meme with the image of Karrueche and Chris Brown.
when you and your boy agree to a threesome and find out she a bigger freak than you
when you and your boy agree to a threesome and find out she a bigger freak than you

Memes,  Freak Jokes,  
    
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what is every amish woman's dream?

2 mennonite
what is every amish woman's dream?

2 mennonite


Religion Jokes,  
    
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since, i'm very fond of you & find you incredibly attractive, i'd at least entertain the tught of having a threesome with you in nor of your 40th birthday!!!!!!
since, i'm very fond of you & find you incredibly attractive, i'd at least entertain the tught of having a threesome with you in nor of your 40th birthday!!!!!!

Funny Sayings For 40th Birthday,  Funny Bday Jokes,  
    
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when you're finally ready to give him that threesome
when you're finally ready to give him that threesome

Memes,  Barbie Meme,  
    
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when you have a threesome but your  fall in love with each other
when you have a threesome but your fall in love with each other

Memes,  
    
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squirrels out here having threesomes and i can't even get a text back...
squirrels out here having threesomes and i can't even get a text back...

Memes,  Funny Squirrel Images,  
    
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threeway?

i don't think my pne has that capability
threeway?

i don't think my pne has that capability


Sheltered College Freshman Meme (theme),  College Girl Jokes,  
    
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when bae asks you to pick one of her friends to have a threesome with and you tryna figure out if it's a trick question
when bae asks you to pick one of her friends to have a threesome with and you tryna figure out if it's a trick question

Memes,  Bae Meme,  
    
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this could be you...
this could be you...

Memes,  This Could Be Us (theme),  Side Chick Memes,  
    
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coaching bae & my ex like:

put the beef aside for 1 night

& make this threesome happen
coaching bae & my ex like:

put the beef aside for 1 night

& make this threesome happen


Bae Jokes,  Nfl Meme,  
    
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man kills friend after their balls touch during a 'three-some'
man kills friend after their balls touch during a 'three-some'

Memes,  Funny News Stories,  
    
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no, i'm not going to hit you up for a threesome, if i want to disappoint 2 people at once i'll go have dinner with my parents..
no, i'm not going to hit you up for a threesome, if i want to disappoint 2 people at once i'll go have dinner with my parents..

Jokes About Parents,  
    
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when you agreed to do a threesome but you got tired after round one and he's on round three still in' her
when you agreed to do a threesome but you got tired after round one and he's on round three still in' her

Memes,  Freaky Jokes,  
    
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when she says she brought a friend me for a threesome but a  walks in wearing a durag and some timberlands
when she says she brought a friend me for a threesome but a walks in wearing a durag and some timberlands

Memes,  Drake Meme,  
    
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in a new interview, hillary clinton said the first time bill clinton proposed, she said no. hillary said the reason is, he didn't propose marriage, he proposed a threesome.
in a new interview, hillary clinton said the first time bill clinton proposed, she said no. hillary said the reason is, he didn't propose marriage, he proposed a threesome.

Funny Jokes,  Engagement Jokes,  
    
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