Time Management Jokes

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Them: "It starts at 5"

Me in my head: It's starts at 5 but I gotta be there by 4, so I have to leave the house at 3, so I have to start getting ready at 1, so I have to wake up at 11
Them: "It starts at 5"

Me in my head: It's starts at 5 but I gotta be there by 4, so I have to leave the house at 3, so I have to start getting ready at 1, so I have to wake up at 11


Memes,  Planning Jokes,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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Raise your have if you have been personally victimized by Daylight Savings Time
Raise your have if you have been personally victimized by Daylight Savings Time

Memes,  Daylight Savings Meme,  Mean Girls Meme,  
    
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I was told there would be

An extra hour sleep
I was told there would be

An extra hour sleep


Memes,  Daylight Savings Time Memes,  Funny Sleep Sayings,  
    
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Because females take forever...

There is no such thing as 2 minutes in girl world
Because females take forever...

Funny Vines,  Wasting Time Jokes,  Best Jokes On Women,  Funny Vine Videos,  
    
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That moment when you are hungry

And have no time for defrosting
That moment when you are hungry

And have no time for defrosting


Memes,  Hungry Jokes,  Funny Food Images,  
    
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If you're going to be 10 minutes late,

Say you're going to be 20 minutes late. It will look like you hustled to get in, and if someting else happens you won't have to be late twice
If you're going to be 10 minutes late,

Say you're going to be 20 minutes late. It will look like you hustled to get in, and if someting else happens you won't have to be late twice


Memes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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*Complains to Dustin to hurry up 30 times*

*He takes the exact same amount of time anyways*
*Complains to Dustin to hurry up 30 times*

*He takes the exact same amount of time anyways*


Memes,  Dustin Jokes,  Annoying Facebook Girl (theme),  
    
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Yeah..

..Just a sec
Yeah..

..Just a sec


Memes,  Wasting Time Jokes,  Computer Guy Meme,  
    
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I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do
I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do

Funny Quotes,  One Liner On Life,  Wasting Time Jokes,  
    
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Bring me my Thanksgiving break

And a watch that pauses time
Bring me my Thanksgiving break

And a watch that pauses time


Memes,  Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids,  Baby Godfather Meme (theme),  
    
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Not sure if all my electronic devices adjusted for daylight savings time

Or none of them did
Not sure if all my electronic devices adjusted for daylight savings time

Or none of them did


Memes,  Electronics Jokes,  Not Sure If Meme (theme),  
    
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Daylight saving time

Gain extra hour for homework
Daylight saving time

Gain extra hour for homework


Memes,  Homework Jokes,  High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  
    
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The worst thing about contracting Ebola would be having to give a summary of how I spend my time.
The worst thing about contracting Ebola would be having to give a summary of how I spend my time.

Funny Ecards,  Ebola Jokes,  Current Events Jokes,  
    
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That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're just forgetting everything.
That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're just forgetting everything.

Funny Ecards,  The Awkward Moment Jokes,  
    
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You've got time management problems?

Stop reading memes
You've got time management problems?

Stop reading memes


Memes,  Top Memes,  Courage Wolf (theme)  
    
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