Toad Jokes

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A toad is an animal that looks just like a frog, but it’s covered in warts and lives on land. Toad is also a term used to refer to a miserable person. Toad is usually used in puns like, “I parked my car here, but when I came out it was toad.”

Here we have added the most popular and viral toad jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Princess parking only

All others will be toad
Princess parking only

All others will be toad


Funny Mario Jokes,  Funny No Parking Signs,  Gaming Humor,  
    
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When confronted by a hungry toad...Mantis survival technique number one...

Coochie coochie coo
When confronted by a hungry toad...Mantis survival technique number one...

Coochie coochie coo


Memes,  Insect Jokes,  
    
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There once was a two toed, she toad, tree toad, and a three toed, he toad, tree toad.
There once was a two toed, she toad, tree toad, and a three toed, he toad, tree toad.

Funny Quotes,  Tongue Twisters For Kids,  
    
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Not sure is Klout

Or toad
Not sure is Klout

Or toad


Meme,  Klout Memes,  
    
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Thou art as loathsome as a toad
Thou art as loathsome as a toad

Funny Jokes,  William Shakespeare Jokes,  Funniest Insults,  
    
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What do you get when you stack toads together?

A toadempole.


Frog And Toad Jokes,  Best Childrens Jokes,  Childrens Jokes  
    
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What year do frogs like best?

Leap year.


Childrens Riddles,  Young Kids Jokes,  Childrens Jokes,  
    
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Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didnt.


Frog And Toad Jokes,  Cross The Road Jokes,  Kid Riddles Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?
A: A croaksman!


Newspaper Jokes,  Frog And Toad Jokes,  
    
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What do Scottish toads play?

Hop-scotch!


Frog And Toad Jokes,  Kid Jokes Funny  
    
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What do toads drink? Croaka-cola!

Frog And Toad Jokes,  Funny Jokes Clean,  Soda Jokes  
    
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What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new!

Frog And Toad Jokes,  Best Clean Jokes Ever  
    
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How did the toad die? He simply croaked!

Frog And Toad Jokes,  Funny Clean Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q.What is green on the inside and white on the outside?

A. A frog sandwich.


Frog And Toad Jokes,  Frog Jokes,  Sandwich Jokes  
    
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