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Here you will find the toilet jokes one-liners. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.
If you’ve ever used a public bathroom at a rest stop you probably saw a few snazzy sayings scribbled on the wall. Things like, “We aim to please. You aim too please!” or even “Here I sit/ Broken hearted/Tried to shit/But only farted”. Toilet one-liners may be a little shorter than those, but that’s the gist.
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