Toilet Jokes One Liners

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Here you will find the toilet jokes one-liners. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.

If you’ve ever used a public bathroom at a rest stop you probably saw a few snazzy sayings scribbled on the wall. Things like, “We aim to please. You aim too please!” or even “Here I sit/ Broken hearted/Tried to shit/But only farted”. Toilet one-liners may be a little shorter than those, but that’s the gist.

We have the best collection of toilet jokes one liners on the Internet. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
When you sit down on a public toilet seat and feel something wet
When you sit down on a public toilet seat and feel something wet

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When you clogged up the employee bathroom toilet & you watching them argue over who did it
When you clogged up the employee bathroom toilet & you watching them argue over who did it

Memes,  Skai Jackson Meme,  
    
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what is wrong with white people
what is wrong with white people

Memes,  Lmfao,  Sign Jokes,  
    
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If flushing a toilet can launch fecal bacteria into the air and cause infections

Does that make a toilet a biological weapon?
If flushing a toilet can launch fecal bacteria into the air and cause infections

Does that make a toilet a biological weapon?


Bacteria Jokes,  Toilet Jokes,  
    
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i'm listening to @meekmill
i'm listening to @meekmill

Memes,  Meek Mill Meme,  Meek Mill Jokes,  
    
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"This will be your desk."
"This will be your desk."

Laxative Jokes,  Poop Jokes One Liners,  Poop Jokes List,  
    
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When taking laxatives, never exceed the stated dose.
When taking laxatives, never exceed the stated dose.

Laxative Jokes,  Poop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When your on the toilet

After eating Taco Bell
When your on the toilet

After eating Taco Bell


After Dinner Jokes,  Toilet Jokes,  
    
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when your hemorroids flare up

the morning after eating t wings
when your hemorroids flare up

the morning after eating t wings


After Dinner Jokes,  Funny Toilet Images,  
    
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"How are you on toilet seats?"
"How are you on toilet seats?"

Speed Dating Jokes,  Dating Questions,  
    
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w the toilet looks in public after i take a
w the toilet looks in public after i take a

Memes,  Restroom Jokes,  
    
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Axe body spray

Helping frat boys smell like toilet bowl cleaner since 2003
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Helping frat boys smell like toilet bowl cleaner since 2003


Axe Meme (theme),  Funny Demotivational Posters,  
    
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for slightly larger es!
for slightly larger es!

Memes,  Big Booty Jokes,  
    
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Male toilet drinking water
Male toilet drinking water

Funny English Signs,  Funny Public Signs,  
    
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the last place she sat before your face
the last place she sat before your face

Memes,  Aw Hell Naw,  
    
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