Toilet Puns

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In this section, we have added the most popular viral toilet puns from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.

Here you will find jokes and puns about toilets. Anything from public bathroom situations to putting almost half a roll of toilet paper on the seat before taking a dump to ther being 4 available urinals and a guy chooses the one right beside you.

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I ll admit to not being much of a plumber

When I tried to repair my toilet I couldn't get a handle on it.
I ll admit to not being much of a plumber

When I tried to repair my toilet I couldn't get a handle on it.


Plumbing Puns,  Lame Pun Raccoon,  Humorous Puns,  
    
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Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino 

Is in the bathroom
Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino

Is in the bathroom


Poker Puns,  Bathroom Humor,  Gambling Jokes,  
    
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some 

is about to go down
some

is about to go down


Memes,  Comment Photos,  Comment Pictures,  
    
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 said do you think about gettin back with any of ya ex's i said do you ever take a  and think about puttin i back in your ?
said do you think about gettin back with any of ya ex's i said do you ever take a and think about puttin i back in your ?

Memes,  Ex Jokes,  Hilarious Quotes,  
    
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Just found a roll of toilet paper in my house like it was a blood diamond
Just found a roll of toilet paper in my house like it was a blood diamond

Funny Jokes,  Toilet Paper Jokes,  
    
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Yo mamma so big, that her eyeball 

Is the size of a toilet
Yo mamma so big, that her eyeball

Is the size of a toilet


Memes,  Momma Jokes,  Funny Your Momma Jokes,  
    
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Noticed the toilet paper was gone 

Before taking my dump
Noticed the toilet paper was gone

Before taking my dump


Captain Picard Meme (theme),  Meme Gallery,  Toilet Jokes One Liners  
    
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When using a public toilet

I flush the toilet with my feet
When using a public toilet

I flush the toilet with my feet


Toilet Jokes One Liners,  Confession Bear (theme),  Confession Bear Meme  
    
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i let my girlfriend go to the bathroom first in the morning

so she warms up the toilet seat
i let my girlfriend go to the bathroom first in the morning

so she warms up the toilet seat


Funny Toilet Sayings,  Confession Bear (theme),  Confession Bear Meme  
    
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Apparently overheard in a United Nations toilet; urination of strange people.

United Kingdom Jokes,  Stupid Funny Sayings  
    
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comes over and clogs your toilet 

leaves witut telling you
comes over and clogs your toilet

leaves witut telling you


Toilet Jokes,  Scumbag Steve Meme (theme),  
    
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My toilet hates me...Its had enough of my shit.

Hate Jokes  
    
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CASH FLOW - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the Toilet.

Bathroom Jokes For Kids,  Definition Jokes,  Jokes About Money  
    
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8 open urinals to use

They go right beside you
8 open urinals to use

They go right beside you


Socially Awkward Penguin (theme),  Peeing Jokes  
    
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taking a  in public bathroom, someone walks in

remains in cubicle until they leave
taking a in public bathroom, someone walks in

remains in cubicle until they leave


Toilet Jokes,  Socially Awkward Penguin (theme)  
    
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