Tomato Jokes

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When you a tomato but you accidentally go to the wrong type of Subway
When you a tomato but you accidentally go to the wrong type of Subway

Memes,  Subway Meme,  
    
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You gonna finish them tomatoes my dude?
You gonna finish them tomatoes my dude?

Memes,  Eating Memes,  Hungry Meme,  
    
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Q:

How do you fix a broken tomato?

A:

With tomato paste!
Q:

How do you fix a broken tomato?

A:

With tomato paste!


Tomato Puns,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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Q: What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?

A: Hurry up darling and Ketch-up.
Q: What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?

A: Hurry up darling and Ketch-up.


Ketchup Jokes,  Tomato Puns,  
    
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I know I'm supposed to be a fruit, but I feel like a vegetable...
I know I'm supposed to be a fruit, but I feel like a vegetable...

Fruit And Vegetable Jokes,  Tomato Puns,  Sad Jokes,  
    
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Tomato

Tomatoes

Tomato
Tomato

Tomatoes

Tomato


Tomato Puns,  Vegetable Jokes,  
    
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Your girl out of town and this tomato is staying with y'all cuz it got kicked out. You come down stairs and it's sitting on the counter like this. What do you do?
Your girl out of town and this tomato is staying with y'all cuz it got kicked out. You come down stairs and it's sitting on the counter like this. What do you do?

Memes,  Funny Stupid Jokes,  Lmfao,  
    
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bruh....if tomatoes are a fruit does that make ketchup a smoothie??

#highquestions
bruh....if tomatoes are a fruit does that make ketchup a smoothie??

#highquestions


Memes,  High Jokes,  Funny Question Jokes,  
    
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If you think about...

Ketchup is a tomato smoothie.
If you think about...

Ketchup is a tomato smoothie.


Funny Jokes,  Ketchup Jokes,  
    
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Barber: What you want?

Her: You know what ketchup is made of?

Barber: Say no more...
Barber: What you want?

Her: You know what ketchup is made of?

Barber: Say no more...


Memes,  Barber Shop Jokes,  Funny Hair Styles,  
    
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When my Mom asks if I'm dating...

I've decided to give up on women

And put all my energy into tomatoes
When my Mom asks if I'm dating...

I've decided to give up on women

And put all my energy into tomatoes


Memes,  Guy Humor,  
    
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You say tomato

I say Bloody Mary
You say tomato

I say Bloody Mary


Memes,  Bloody Mary Jokes,  
    
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a usewife selected three small tomatoes and was told by the grocer they were 75 cents, "what!" she exclaimed, "75 cents for tse small, tomatoes? well you can just take them and you know what you can do with them!" "i can't lady," replied the unhappy grocer, "there's a 95 cent cuber there."
a usewife selected three small tomatoes and was told by the grocer they were 75 cents, "what!" she exclaimed, "75 cents for tse small, tomatoes? well you can just take them and you know what you can do with them!" "i can't lady," replied the unhappy grocer, "there's a 95 cent cuber there."

Funny Jokes,  Vegetable Jokes,  
    
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You say tomato 
I say tomato

Doesn't make much sense when you read it.
You say tomato
I say tomato

Doesn't make much sense when you read it.


Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Reading,  
    
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